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28 Jun 2011, 9:33 am

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----1 hours later, on board the Pequod----

(We appear)

Yakko: "Is this the love boat?"

ME: No. I think this is Risky's pirate ship. (Everyone else is confused.) Punk'd! Still, it's definitely not the looooooove boat.

Me: "No, this is a whaling ship."

ME: Beat ya to it, Ky. (I see a large man trundling toward us.) D-d-d-d-don't hurt me, master!
NATIVE: ... (Stares blankly at the fourth wall, then looks at us.) I Queequeg.
ME: Queasy, ah? You shouldn't have eaten that secret calamari salad from last Wednesday.
DOT: I don't know what that meant.

Me: "He misheard, Dot." (Another man approaches us) "Hello?"

Man: "Call me Ishmael."

Me: "Call me Kyle 'The Ghost'."

Wakko: "Call me irresponsible."

Dot: "Call me anytime, but not collect, okay, kid?"

Me: " They call me Brainfreeze. "
" where are we? "

Ishmael: "You're on board the Pequod."

Me: "Who's in charge here?"

Ishmael: (Points to a door) "Our supreme lord and dictator never seems to come out during the day, only at night."

ME: Eh? He must be easily embarrassed in public.
ISHMAEL: No. He's just a day sleeper.
YAKKO: (Blows passionate kiss to camera.) Goodnight, everybody!
WAKKO: (Notices the mast.) Look, guys! Miniature golf!
ME: Now, now. There's no--huh?! (Notices the Warners have pulled out golf clubs.) James, this isn't the right time to hit the toy links.

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28 Jun 2011, 3:34 pm

SonicMisaki wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

SonicMisaki wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

SonicMisaki wrote:

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----1 hours later, on board the Pequod----

(We appear)

Yakko: "Is this the love boat?"

ME: No. I think this is Risky's pirate ship. (Everyone else is confused.) Punk'd! Still, it's definitely not the looooooove boat.

Me: "No, this is a whaling ship."

Me: " They call me Brainfreeze. "
" where are we? "

Ishmael: "You're on board the Pequod."

Me: "Who's in charge here?"

Ishmael: (Points to a door) "Our supreme lord and dictator never seems to come out during the day, only at night."

Me: "All right! Let's play golf!"

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28 Jun 2011, 7:25 pm

ME: (Everyone else goes mini golfing.) How can this get any more insane? (Speeds over to the mast.)

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29 Jun 2011, 5:33 am

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ME: (Everyone else goes mini golfing.) How can this get any more insane? (Speeds over to the mast.)

Warners: "Fore!"

Me: "Four?"

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29 Jun 2011, 7:08 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:

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ME: (Everyone else goes mini golfing.) How can this get any more insane? (Speeds over to the mast.)

Warners: "Fore!"

Me: "Four?"

Me: " Four what, four hungry hippos? "

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29 Jun 2011, 8:24 am

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

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ME: (Everyone else goes mini golfing.) How can this get any more insane? (Speeds over to the mast.)

Warners: "Fore!"

Me: "Four?"

Me: " Four what, four hungry hippos? "

Wakko: "No, three-and-a-half."

(Warners hit their golfballs)

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29 Jun 2011, 8:54 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:

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ME: (Everyone else goes mini golfing.) How can this get any more insane? (Speeds over to the mast.)

Warners: "Fore!"

Me: "Four?"

Me: " Four what, four hungry hippos? "

Wakko: "No, three-and-a-half."

(Warners hit their golfballs)

ME: (I get hit by Dot's ball and all my rings are knocked out.) Hey!
DOT: Sorry, kid. You're in the way.
AHAB: (Notices the racket outside.) What be ye who trespass on me lady Pequod?!
ME: (I finish grabbing whatever rings I can.) "Ye" be we, dude. Handle's Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog.
YAKKO and WAKKO: We're the Warner Brothers!
DOT: (Jumps up into Ahab's arms.) And the Warner Sister!

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29 Jun 2011, 8:58 am

SonicMisaki wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

SonicMisaki wrote:

ME: (Everyone else goes mini golfing.) How can this get any more insane? (Speeds over to the mast.)

Warners: "Fore!"

Me: "Four?"

Me: " Four what, four hungry hippos? "

Wakko: "No, three-and-a-half."

(Warners hit their golfballs)

Me: "Kyle 'The Ghost' here."

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30 Jun 2011, 7:27 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:

SonicMisaki wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

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ME: (Everyone else goes mini golfing.) How can this get any more insane? (Speeds over to the mast.)

Warners: "Fore!"

Me: "Four?"

Me: " Four what, four hungry hippos? "

Wakko: "No, three-and-a-half."

(Warners hit their golfballs)

Me: "Kyle 'The Ghost' here."

Me: " I'm Brainfre3ze, by the way what's with the pegleg? "

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30 Jun 2011, 10:04 am

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

SonicMisaki wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

SonicMisaki wrote:

ME: (Everyone else goes mini golfing.) How can this get any more insane? (Speeds over to the mast.)

Warners: "Fore!"

Me: "Four?"

Me: " Four what, four hungry hippos? "

Wakko: "No, three-and-a-half."

(Warners hit their golfballs)

Me: "Kyle 'The Ghost' here."

Me: " I'm Brainfre3ze, by the way what's with the pegleg? "

Ahab: "Mark ye well that I am Captain Ahab. I lost my leg to the great white whale Moby Dick! I shall find him and hunt him down!"

Me: "Is that really necessary?"

Ahab: "I shall chase him around the horn, through Norway maelstrom, and perdition's flames before I give him up. You stowaways earn your keep on the Pequod."

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01 Jul 2011, 7:24 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

SonicMisaki wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

SonicMisaki wrote:

ME: (Everyone else goes mini golfing.) How can this get any more insane? (Speeds over to the mast.)

Warners: "Fore!"

Me: "Four?"

Me: " Four what, four hungry hippos? "

Wakko: "No, three-and-a-half."

(Warners hit their golfballs)

Me: "Kyle 'The Ghost' here."

Me: " I'm Brainfre3ze, by the way what's with the pegleg? "

Me: " ... Okay. "

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01 Jul 2011, 8:43 am

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

SonicMisaki wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

SonicMisaki wrote:

ME: (Everyone else goes mini golfing.) How can this get any more insane? (Speeds over to the mast.)

Warners: "Fore!"

Me: "Four?"

Me: " Four what, four hungry hippos? "

Wakko: "No, three-and-a-half."

(Warners hit their golfballs)

Me: "Kyle 'The Ghost' here."

Me: " I'm Brainfre3ze, by the way what's with the pegleg? "

Me: " ... Okay. "

Warners: "Thar she blows!"

Ahab: "Where?! Where?!"

Warners: (Sing-song) "Monkeys always look! Monkeys always look!"

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01 Jul 2011, 7:23 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

SonicMisaki wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

SonicMisaki wrote:

ME: (Everyone else goes mini golfing.) How can this get any more insane? (Speeds over to the mast.)

Warners: "Fore!"

Me: "Four?"

Me: " Four what, four hungry hippos? "

Wakko: "No, three-and-a-half."

(Warners hit their golfballs)

Me: "Kyle 'The Ghost' here."

Me: " I'm Brainfre3ze, by the way what's with the pegleg? "

Me: " ... Okay. "

Warners: "Thar she blows!"

Ahab: "Where?! Where?!"

Warners: (Sing-song) "Monkeys always look! Monkeys always look!"

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02 Jul 2011, 5:38 am

Ahab: "Cease your silliness and look out for Moby Dick!"

Me: "Sheesh. Moby Dick this, Mody Dick that- Can't you think about anything else?"

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02 Jul 2011, 6:52 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Ahab: "Cease your silliness and look out for Moby Dick!"

Me: "Sheesh. Moby Dick this, Mody Dick that- Can't you think about anything else?"

Me: " Yeah! " :roll:

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02 Jul 2011, 9:37 am

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:

KyleTheGhost wrote:

Ahab: "Cease your silliness and look out for Moby Dick!"

Me: "Sheesh. Moby Dick this, Mody Dick that- Can't you think about anything else?"

Me: " Yeah! " :roll:

Crew member: (Approaches us) "The captain's been like this since he lost his leg to that whale. He's lost it for sure."

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