Today I watched Simon Says. This gory horror film stars Crispin Glover as homicidal identical twins Simon and Stanley, who lure tourists into the forest where they live so they can kill them with elaborate booby traps that utilize their weapons of choice - pickaxes.
I was expecting this movie to be absolutely awful, but I was pleasantly surprised by how much I wound up enjoying it. The teenagers are all very funny, especially the stoner. I loved the twins and was rooting for them the entire time (even though they are the psychopathic murderers), though to be honest, I thought Glover's acting was too over-the-top to be creepy. Maybe that's why I loved the twins - they didn't scare me very much. The deaths were very messy and bloody, with organs trailing for good measure. The skeletons were obviously fake though.
My biggest complaint about the movie was that it was confusing towards the ending. I have a theory that this is because the low budget wouldn't allow for Crispin to be digitally replicated so that both twins could appear together onscreen at the same time, so you couldn't always tell which one he was playing. Even the Internet seems to disagree about who he really was towards the end. Wikipedia says that Simon killed Stanley and kidnapped the girl, while someone on Youtube said that it was Stanley who killed Simon, assumed his identity and kidnapped the girl. I didn't think either one of them died, because I never saw them get killed onscreen, though there were flashbacks that suggested that one may have killed the other (though this seems unlikely, because in one flashback they are toddlers and in another they are teenagers, suggesting they grew up together).
True horror movie fans might not find this very impressive (judging from reviews on Netflix.com), but I think that fans of Crispin Glover will really get a kick out of this. I know I did!
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