The Onion's autistic reporter

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I found it pretty funny.

I liked the one with the train...

Sorry for the bump tho, i recently saw someone posting a link in a topic which i cannot remember and this was the first topic i stumbled upon after googling for autistic reporter


Come to think of it, has anyone here actually been in awkward situations like in the video?

I remember an incident a few years ago when i was at work. My colleague and i went to an alarm, turned out alot of apple stuff got stolen. It was also the same night in which it was the last broadcast of my favorite radio show. So, after about 20 minutes the owner of the company came to the scene to investigate what products got stolen. According to my colleague later, they looked very upset. Anyway, we ran through all the procedures, and by the time everything was finished, my favorite show had already ended. When i was standing with my colleague outside to smoke a cigarette and the owner came to join us (altho he was still small-talking to the police..) i said to my colleague, do you know what really sucks? The fact that i missed the radio show... Not giving a damn about the rest

To which my colleague replied, shockingly, well.. i think it sucks that they stole so many expensive products, probaly because the owner was clearly listening



I have been in hundreds of situations like that, people often looking at me with disbelief..

I'm suprised i still work at the same place after 7 years of blunders like this