Kraichgauer
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Location: Spokane area, Washington state.
30 May 2012, 3:17 pm
crmoore wrote:
My Top 10 Possibilities For Batman's Fate In Dark Knight Rises
(possible SPOILERS from other movies, remember these are jokes)
10. Batman's really the Devil come to collect Commissioner Gordon's soul
9. Bruce Wayne's an inmate at Arkham Asylum and Alfred is really the head doctor
8. Batman is Selena Kyle's father (ewww)
7. Bruce Wayne killed his parents, but forgets because of his amnesia
6. Batman and Bane are really the same person
5. Soylent Green is Batman's victims
4. Bruce Wayne and Batman have been twins all along
3. Alfred is Batman's father
2. Batman is Keiser Soze
1. Batman's really been dead the whole time
(possible SPOILERS from other movies, remember these are jokes)
10. Batman's really the Devil come to collect Commissioner Gordon's soul
9. Bruce Wayne's an inmate at Arkham Asylum and Alfred is really the head doctor
8. Batman is Selena Kyle's father (ewww)
7. Bruce Wayne killed his parents, but forgets because of his amnesia
6. Batman and Bane are really the same person
5. Soylent Green is Batman's victims
4. Bruce Wayne and Batman have been twins all along
3. Alfred is Batman's father
2. Batman is Keiser Soze
1. Batman's really been dead the whole time
I especially like number two.
-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer
