Favorite Family Guy Quotes

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Meg: I don't want to be stuck at home when I could be out having a life!
Lois: If you don't want to babysit then that's fine, but don't you sit there and lie to me!
Peter: *laughs* She torched your ass, Meg! She torched your ass!

I like anything Stewie or Quagmire says.

Chirs: "Oh great; I'm a sinner and God's a pervert!"

Stewie, "Victory will be mine"
Multiple Stewie's "Victory is ours!"

Host of Kids Say the Darnedest Things: What is candy made from?
Stewie: Sunshine and farts.

Meg: "I like him; he remembers my name!"

Chris, while eating a Twinkie: I'm turning you into poo!

Brian: So how did she take it?
Peter: I told her she was fat.
Brian: (hits Peter with rolled up paper) NO, NO!

Lol, I loved it when Brian hit Peter instead of the other way around!
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(Jeff walks past)
Herbert: Holy moly. It must be my birthday. (from the episode where the Griffins meet the family of nudists).

My favourite is when Brian goes to find his mom and they are sat in the back of a truck with Mexican migrants:

Brian: erm... Mi llamo es Brian (says something else in Spanish)

Mexican: Oh, you speak Spanish very well, except when you say 'Mi llamo es Brian', you don't need the 'es'.

Brian: Oh... yo...you speak English?

Mexican: No, just that sentence and this one explaining it!

Brian: really?

Mexican: que?

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