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blitzkrieg
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06 Jan 2022, 12:18 am



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07 Jan 2022, 5:49 am

- You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

- You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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07 Jan 2022, 5:03 pm

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

-more "Princess Bride." Also, words to live by on the Internet.


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07 Jan 2022, 5:05 pm

"They call me Mister Tibbs!"

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07 Jan 2022, 8:35 pm

Anakin Skywalker was weak. I killed him!


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07 Jan 2022, 10:08 pm

Kraichgauer wrote:
Anakin Skywalker was weak. I killed him!
Fortunately I had some fava beans and a nice chianti.


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08 Jan 2022, 12:28 am

Double Retired wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
Anakin Skywalker was weak. I killed him!
Fortunately I had some fava beans and a nice chianti.


:D


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08 Jan 2022, 3:24 am

Do you feel lucky punk ? :skull: Clint Eastwood in ‘ Dirty Harry’


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11 Jan 2022, 4:54 pm

Oh crap.

-Hellboy (2004).


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11 Jan 2022, 6:53 pm

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We're d*cks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid d*cks. And the Film Actors Guild are p*****s. And Kim Jong Il is an a**hole. p*****s don't like d*cks, because p*****s get f***ed by d*cks. But d*cks also f*** a**holes: a**holes that just want to sh*t on everything. p*****s may think they can deal with a**holes their way. But the only thing that can f*** an a**hole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with d*cks is: they f*** too much or f*** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a p*ssy to show them that. But sometimes, p*****s can be so full of sh*t that they become a**holes themselves... because p*****s are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f*** this a**hole, we're going to have our d*cks and p*****s all covered in sh*t!


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12 Jan 2022, 9:27 am

Stop right where you are! You know the score, pal. If you're not cop, you're little people!



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12 Jan 2022, 10:24 am

I was the sheep.

("Blackadder II")


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12 Jan 2022, 1:50 pm

"If I were you, I’d get in that f*****g car and I’d get out of here mate…I’d gather them goonies and get whatever you’ve got comin’ mate, 'cause I’m going to f*****g hit you all…I’m not threatening you mate. It’s beyond f*****g words. I watched over you when you were asleep and I looked at your f*****g neck and I was that far away from slicing it...You’re f*****g there mate [Opens palm and clenches fist]…So get in that car and f**k off.” - Dead Man's Shoes (2004)


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"I hear voices...But I ignore them and just carry on killing."


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13 Jan 2022, 2:19 pm

"Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

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