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23 Mar 2014, 8:54 pm

Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!



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24 Mar 2014, 12:18 am

I was FROZEN today !



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24 Mar 2014, 5:34 am

I'm the captain now.

Unhand me! I am the master of fear! The lord of despair! Cower before me in witless terror!


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24 Mar 2014, 4:03 pm

Leeloo Dallas multi pass


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24 Mar 2014, 6:24 pm

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn ??
Remember how she said we would meet again ?


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25 Mar 2014, 4:54 am

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I AM INVINCIBLE! I AM BANE!


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25 Mar 2014, 3:53 pm

The cold never bothered me anyway.


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26 Mar 2014, 6:31 am

I don't want to survive. I want to live.

Just Knock. Why isn't she knocking? Do you think she knows how to knock?

Love is putting someone else's needs before yours.


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04 Apr 2014, 12:53 pm

Lieutenant Dan Ice Cream!



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08 Apr 2014, 4:55 pm

I don't know what that means.



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09 Apr 2014, 4:56 am

Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I'll fight you both together if you want. I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I'll fight you standing on one foot. I'll fight you with my eyes closed.

'I love you, Sorsha?' I don't love her, she kicked me in the face! I hate her. . . Don't I?

Every wolf suffers fleas. 'Tis easy enough to scratch!


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09 Apr 2014, 7:47 pm

"I've got a bad feeling about this."


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10 Apr 2014, 3:55 am

What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.

Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you'.

Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down'.


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10 Apr 2014, 4:26 pm

There you are, Thief in the Shadows!

And do you, NOW?!

You will take NOTHING from me, dwarf. I laid low your warriors of old. I instilled terror in the hearts of men. I AM KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN!

Revenge?! Revenge?! I will show you revenge! I am fire! I am. . . DEATH!


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12 Apr 2014, 7:02 pm

Stop me if you've heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the clerk three nails and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"


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12 Apr 2014, 9:22 pm

There is no "I" in "Team America".

Yea. there is?


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