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Aspiegaming
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04 May 2025, 4:31 pm

Leia and the Wookie must never again leave this city.
That was never a condition of our arrangement nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter.
I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
This deal's getting worse all the time.
Furthermore I wish you to wear this dress and bonnet.
This was never a condition of our arrang-
I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
This deal's getting worse all the time.
Here is a unicycle. You will ride it wherever you go.
What?! I'm not riding no f***ing unicycle!
I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
This deal's getting worse all the time!
Also you are to wear these clown shoes and refer to yourself as Mary.
Oh f*** you man! I'm not doing it!
I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
THIS DEAL...is very fair and I'm happy to be a part of it.


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05 May 2025, 12:51 am

You are under arrest for espionage against China!
I didn't espionage against China!
And for molesting a stuffed animal!
I didn't espionage against China!


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05 May 2025, 11:30 am

-Tler!


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05 May 2025, 2:34 pm

I'm just following orders.
That's what Hitler said!


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06 May 2025, 5:38 pm

Once this thing hits 88 miles an hour....you're going to see some shtick.


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06 May 2025, 9:39 pm

From Star Trek: Insurrection

Riker: "Photon torpedo: isn't that the universal greeting when communications are down?"

La Forge: "I think it's the universal greeting when you don't like someone." :lol:



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07 May 2025, 10:42 am

54.9 miles into our 500 mile odyssey, and some of the gauges have started working.
Top Gear - Season 13, episode 5 - James May in a Ford Capri 2.8L - rear will drive challenge


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09 May 2025, 11:57 am

You fools. I shall destroy you all starting with the lactose intolerant. Moo moo. Moo.


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10 May 2025, 9:46 am

The best I can do is come in second with my inability and refusal to run.


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10 May 2025, 10:57 am

"how long have you had the growths"


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10 May 2025, 4:31 pm

Our colleague was in considerable pain.
So we left him behind.


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12 May 2025, 12:00 pm

"Nuu, Paździoch... PAGADI!!"


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13 May 2025, 2:15 pm

"they're magicians these chemists aren't they"


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17 May 2025, 1:56 pm

"I have my finger in your pigs anus"


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18 May 2025, 4:36 pm

"Victory has a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan" This was from an episode of "The Sopranos". It took me a little to get what it meant but once I did I thought it was pretty funny :lol: On researching I found it was from an actual quote JFK made.



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20 May 2025, 2:29 pm

"oh matron"


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