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Kraichgauer
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09 Aug 2025, 4:02 pm

Captain Kirk: "I'm stimulating him!"


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10 Aug 2025, 8:21 am

"I would say he is not normally like this, but that would be a lie. Who are you, exactly?"

"I'm a private investigator."


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10 Aug 2025, 3:28 pm

"she got decapitated on a folding deck chair"


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10 Aug 2025, 3:33 pm

"my todger looks like a dog's been at it"


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11 Aug 2025, 12:18 am

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If any sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate!


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11 Aug 2025, 2:03 pm

"two separate occasions, same otter"


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12 Aug 2025, 10:01 am

You too, Hans?


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12 Aug 2025, 1:56 pm

"yeah my dad was a stilt walker, I looked up to him"


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12 Aug 2025, 2:26 pm

"Carol, there's cctv everywhere. We'll get across the sea and pull her out in Calais"


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12 Aug 2025, 4:35 pm

"Ryan is sprinting, his tie blowing in the wind"


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14 Aug 2025, 1:37 pm

"I never said I could ride an 'orse, that were you lot, based on my diminutive stature"


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14 Aug 2025, 3:02 pm

Grab your socks and hose and pull... Clay Bertrand is Clay Shaw!


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15 Aug 2025, 12:50 pm

"no, n n n no, royal jelly is a secretion"


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15 Aug 2025, 5:11 pm

His name is Robert Paulson... His name is Robert Paulson... His name is Robert Paulson...


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15 Aug 2025, 6:19 pm

Don't blame me, I told them not to operate.



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17 Aug 2025, 8:01 am

I don't care if it's the middle of the day, I just wanna put you in a box and stick swords in you


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