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Kraichgauer
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01 Sep 2025, 4:17 am

Steel is weak boy. Flesh is stronger!


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01 Sep 2025, 11:02 pm

"What kind of sycophant are you?!"

'What kind of sycophant would you like me to be?"


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02 Sep 2025, 2:33 pm

"DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! YEARS OF PLANNING RUINED!"
"How were we going to take over the world with a white Michael Jackson anyway?"
"...DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!"


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02 Sep 2025, 3:56 pm

"This doesn't prove a thing!"
"I thought you'd say that, Gary. You're the only one who could've gotten to the blood. We'll do you last."


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02 Sep 2025, 8:16 pm

"I just flew in from Peach Creek and boy-"
"Are you stupid."
"Grrrr, so why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To lay an egg just like YOU ARE NOOOOW!"


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If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
I will not apologize for being me.

There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.


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13 Sep 2025, 12:29 pm

"Hello, Billy. Come have a seat in front of the fireplace."
"That's not a fireplace!"
"It's not? Well then what is it?"
"It's my new video game console!"


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If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
I will not apologize for being me.

There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.


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17 Sep 2025, 9:49 pm


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24 Sep 2025, 12:44 pm

"if a pattern emerges, look to yourself"


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24 Sep 2025, 1:53 pm

There is nothing wrong with your television set.
Do not attempt to adjust the picture.
We are controlling transmission.


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25 Sep 2025, 8:37 am

A: Let me write this down for my report. So under the "description" ... we're sure it's a murder?
B: Three bullets in the chest isn't suicide.
A: "Not suicide."


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26 Sep 2025, 3:52 pm

"I'm very sorry, we will replace your sausage"


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02 Oct 2025, 11:02 am

"The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut."
"Here comes the water!"
"Not again..."


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If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
I will not apologize for being me.

There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.


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02 Oct 2025, 8:18 pm

This bra bomb better work, nerdlinger!



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09 Oct 2025, 9:05 am

DARN! DARN! DARN!


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09 Oct 2025, 2:51 pm

What a smee, what a smee, what a smeeeeee!



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11 Oct 2025, 8:38 pm

"Oh my God! It's M****y Mouse!"
"I should have known you were behind this, Mickey M**se! You'll never get away with it!"


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I am sick, and in so being I am the healthy one.
If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
I will not apologize for being me.

There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.