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babybird
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02 Dec 2025, 2:49 pm

"well it's more likelier than playing golf on the moon"


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11 Dec 2025, 5:03 pm

I am the most feared interrogator in all the vurld...And part of Canada!



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14 Dec 2025, 5:09 am

feck, arse (father ted)



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15 Dec 2025, 4:55 pm

"Do you know what these are? They're gazebos!"


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16 Dec 2025, 12:37 am

"I really love my Wilkins Coffee!"
"You oughta see a psychiatrist!"
"I did, that's who told me about Wilkins... I used to love my raincoat."



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17 Dec 2025, 11:29 am

I'm wasted on cross country. We dwarves are natural sprinters.


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17 Dec 2025, 12:37 pm

We may be in prison, but this is an American prison. And America...is a land of opportunity. :twisted:


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23 Dec 2025, 4:13 pm

"fine with me, I blanked off earlier"


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23 Dec 2025, 7:54 pm

"Penny, do you consider yourself a slut?"

moments later... different place

"Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree."


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24 Dec 2025, 12:11 pm

"can I have a pea please Bob"


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24 Dec 2025, 12:20 pm

"I hit my head with a wrench today and when I cried only dust came out"


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24 Dec 2025, 12:39 pm

"With Gawd as my Witness I'll nevar go hungary again!"



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25 Dec 2025, 10:50 am

"just think; if king Herod had done his job properly, we wouldn't have to go through all this"


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26 Dec 2025, 3:40 am

I am an appetite, nothing else.


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31 Dec 2025, 8:32 pm

This love of miiiiiine.
This love...uhh, umm...what's the line in the song?
Uhm, I'M PERFECT.


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10 Jan 2026, 6:31 am

"after dinner, wanna go and toast some marshmallows on a Bunsen burner"


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