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Aspiegaming
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11 Feb 2026, 10:27 am

You'll be indirectly responsible for the resulting euthanasia.
Oh man, they got enough kids over there as it is.


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11 Feb 2026, 5:01 pm

"I hear all! In fact, I hear the conversation of distant grazing antelope! . . . Boy, are they boring."


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12 Feb 2026, 8:39 am

Ladies and gentlemen.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Come buy a delicious...
COME BUY A DECIDUOUS, Uhm...
Energy drink.
HELLO!


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If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
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12 Feb 2026, 1:18 pm

This just popped in my head from a well known TV show.

"Fairly warned, be thee, says I" :lol:



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14 Feb 2026, 3:15 am

pcgoblin wrote:
There is nothing wrong with your television set.
Do not attempt to adjust the picture.
We are controlling transmission.


What's that, boy? We're in control? HEY LOOK! I CAN SEE MY VOICE!!

*makes various goofy noises*

THIS. IS. MY VOICE. ON TEEEE-VEE!

Dad! You're ruining the mood!

Sorry.



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20 Feb 2026, 1:26 pm

Please, do not be alarmed. We are about to engage... the Nozzle.
Please do not move when the Nozzle is engaging. Moving will disrupt calibration of... the Nozzle.
Please wait while we calibrate... the Nozzle.
Please do not look away from... the Nozzle.
The Nozzle is now calibrating.
The Nozzle is still calibrating.
The Nozzle has completed calibration. Thank you.


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If my darkness or eccentricity offends you, I don't really care.
I will not apologize for being me.

There is no such thing as perfect. We are beautiful as we are. With all our imperfections, we can do anything.


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22 Feb 2026, 8:47 am

"Now is that an official wish? Say the magic words."


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22 Feb 2026, 3:09 pm

I’m kicking my own ass! Do you mind?!



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24 Feb 2026, 1:33 am

Go team Venture!


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