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Strapples the documentary

Synopsis: a documentary about straps, what they are commonly used for, what they are commonly not used for but could be used for, and also a special segment on sensory benefits

tell me its a HORRIBLE Movie idea...

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It's a horrible idea. Who would want to watch a movie about straps? Unless you sex it up with canvas straps, leather straps, the world of fetish and S & M bondage. Straps also restrain violent lunatics in institutions. The strap is also tied to corporal punishment, in the home, at school ...

How's that?

it could be worse their could be these movies
Pokemon the live action movie- with haley joel osmont as ash katchem,jessica alba as misty,ashton coucther as brock,jack black as mewoth,and danny davito as pikachu,jim carrey has james, and kiera knightly as jesse
Mega man with vin deisal has mega man
another double dragon movie with the wrestler goldberg as abobo
Castlevania symphony of the night with orlando bloom has alucard
kirby the movie with anthony anderson has kirby painted pink of course
ballon fight the movie with bob hoskins
metal gear solid the movie directed by uwe boll
river city ransom with steven segal but isn't that like all his movie
duke nukem 3d the movie starring howie long
bad street brawler the movie starring 1980's hulk hogan
dragon ball z the movie with anthony anderson as yarjorbi
Action 52 the movie nuff said
adventure island the movie with anthony anderson as master higgian
bad dudes the movie starring howie long,steven segal,and jean cluade van dam
Bionic commando the game with carrot top has bionic commando

"(Insert film genre here) Movie" (from the creators of "Epic Movie")

"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2: Joel and Clementine Break Up Again"

"Son of Edward Scissorhands"

Joel Schumacher making another Batman movie. BAT NIPPLETS!

Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman" with Cate Blanchett as Dream, Shia Lebeuf as Death, and Crispin Glover as Delerium, directed by Paul W.S. Anderson and with a soundtrack by My Chemical Romance

Uwe Boll's "Zelda"

- Sandman starring Lindsay Lohan as Death, Miley Cyrus as Delirium (with a terrible musical interlude), Paris Hilton as Desire (poor Desire would go from being a cruel, manipulative androgynous being to some vapid trollop), and Gerard Way as Dream featuring a soundtrack by whatever trendy fake-goth band is popular now. I would seriously picket the theater if that happened.
- Hamlet with Blake Lively as Ophelia and Justin Timberlake as Hamlet

Dude, that WOULD be terrible. I'd picket too.

The Hottie and the Nottie

Herby Fully Packin' Starring Lindsay Lohan

or my personal favorites

Ernest goes to South Central, LA

Ernest, Goes To Nazi Germany

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A romantic comedy with Stallone and Schwarzenegger competing for the affections of that deaf-mute actress whose name escapes me.

Jean-Claude Van Damme as a French mime out to avenge the death of his mentor. His sidekick is a smaller mime, Vern Troyer.

One Hour Pharmacy

After the events of One Hour Photo, Sy Parrish was put on trial for theft, lewd conduct and invasion of privacy. He plead insanity and underwent psychiatric treatment. Finally learning to cope with his demons, Sy was placed in a group home for 2 years. Since Sy is not a harmful or aggressive person, the judge did not send him to prison. After posting bail, he was released and was admitted to a small community college, learning to become a pharmacist.

Sy Parrish did lose contact with the Yorkins from the original movie forever as they want absolutely nothing to do with him. He enters a midlife crisis after seeing how empty and lonely his life is now after thinking about the blank photos he gazed upon before his trial. He becomes depressed and takes a
One Hour Pharmacy job at a rival retail department store.

He also ends up being placed on probation for about 5 years,
along with hefty community service.

Happy Tree Friends: The Movie

Okay, so I'd be totally excited to see it.

'The birth of a nation 2'

National lampoons:Gendercide This wild movie with 2 college frat house womenizers sneak in to a sorrority house disguised has chicks because of a dare where they find this sorrority is made of psychotic mysandroist lesbians who the 2 befriend and later try to kill them when the find out these 2 have XY chromosome in this hillarious slapstick knee slapping tastleless comedy starring harlon willams.
One ignored text message: This movie is about a group of friend who just graduated college who are keep on recieving this strange unreadable textmessage when the they start to ignore the texts they are suddenly killed off one by one in this thrilling horror slasher flick and of course its the black friend who gets killed first starring anthony anderson has the black friend and jenneifer love hewitt has elizbeth summers.
The Flame scroll of Lu hong: set in ancient china two rival martial arts master team up to quest for the legendary flame scroll from falling into the hands of the evil emporer Lou xing or the bandit king and khan of the mongolians Pao Xaedong because the scroll has amazing power and since it was created at the begining of the earth has unspeakable power and in the wrong hands could destroy the world. Starring Jet li has master Xio chin and Jackie chan has master Xian chan and chao yung fat and directed by john woo.
I will say it again Mega man starring vin diesal need I say more.