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04 Jan 2016, 5:28 pm

It's going to be legen-- wait for it-- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of the word is-- dary! Legendary!

(Fun fact: I'm lactose intolerant)



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08 Jan 2016, 1:10 am

"I always thought a veruca was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot." This also counts as a book reference. Can you guess which one? I think it should be pretty easy to figure out.



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08 Jan 2016, 6:01 am

Oh, come on!


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08 Jan 2016, 1:58 pm

"I have a platinum card! A platinum card, a platinum card! I have a platinum card, and you all only have green ones!" :hic:

- said by a character on The Muppets Tonight, after too much eggnog at a party. (they *really* pushed it through the radar on that show)



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09 Jan 2016, 1:34 am

"I'm a bloodsucking fiend. Look at my outfit."



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09 Jan 2016, 12:40 pm

This house has sure gone crazy!

Give me my personality!


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17 Jan 2016, 8:12 pm

"Run you fools!" *gets pulled off by a fiery whip*


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17 Jan 2016, 8:40 pm

"I can see your soul at the edges of your eyes...it's corrosive like acid. You've got a demon little man...."



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18 Jan 2016, 6:03 am

We all put the yeast in.


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18 Jan 2016, 3:05 pm

"Even now I cannot understand the measure of a life, but I can tell you this. I know that when he died, his eyes were closed and his heart was open. And I'm pretty sure he was happy with his final resting place, because he was buried on the mountain. And that was against the law. "



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18 Jan 2016, 3:17 pm

When I was twelve, I helped my daddy build a bomb shelter in our basement because some fool parked a dozen warheads 90 miles off the coast of Florida. Well, this thing could park a coupla hundred warheads off Washington and New York and no one would know anything about it til it was all over.



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18 Jan 2016, 3:27 pm

I do not say, 'Bleh, bleh, bleh!'


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20 Jan 2016, 5:07 pm

Figure it out, people! It's not rocket science!


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22 Jan 2016, 10:03 pm

Wah. Wah.Wah.


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23 Jan 2016, 5:46 am

Hey, no wonder the water don't work. The pipe is plugged up with wires.


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23 Jan 2016, 11:05 am

Will the real (Person's name) please stand up?


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