Terrible ideas for movies

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07 May 2008, 8:13 pm

The Incredible Mulch

Bruce Banner is injected with Omega radiation and transforms into a compost heap.
Watch as he lies motionless in the corner of a garden, slowly saving the enviroment.

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08 May 2008, 2:36 am

"Hedgehog and the Angry Itch"

Synopsis: A misandronyst lesbian ( Rosie O'Donell ) must deal with coming out to her family while enduring the painful rectal itch of a misplaced yeast infection. Co Starring Cher.

Directed by John Waters.

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08 May 2008, 2:51 am

Ouch!

Sexual ambiguity is never a good thing.

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08 May 2008, 9:15 am

Tetris the Movie

Director: Uwe Boll

Lead roles: Vin Diesel, Ashton Kutcher and Jeniffer Lopez

Plot summary: The evil I-tetrominoe (Vin Diesel) kidnaps the L-tetrominoe (J. Lo). Now it's up to the O-tetrominoe (Ashton Kutcher) to save the world!

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09 May 2008, 6:03 am

OK, this one's real:
A nymphoid barbarian in dinosaur hell!! !!

I'm not kidding...IMDB it.

Also...
Spiderman
Batman
Superman
Iron Man...
Yeah, crappy ideas make crappy movies.

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14 May 2008, 9:36 am

This thread had me laughing so hard I got orange soda up my nose! XD

Okay, my turn:

Radioactive Zombie Hamsters From Outer Space!

Directed by James Cameron
Starring: Weird al Yankovic, Richard Hamand (of Brainac/Top Gear fame), Jessica Alba and Mike Myers

PLOT: After a routine mission for the manned satellete P.I.C.K.L.E sees the malfunctioned craft crash land on some remote planet, it appears that the new discovery will herald the existence of a sustainable planet much like Earth.

However, having arrived home after sucessfully repairing the ship with a tin can and a car battery, the celebrations are short lived for a horrible alien being has snuck on board and infected the beautiful ship's eyecandy (Jessica Alba) with a horrible diease that will turn her into a radioactive zombie hamster unless quirky scientist Dr. Demento (Weird Al Yankovic) and his faithful companion Harvey The Wonder Hamster (Richard Hamand) can sucessfully find a cure and defeat the evil king of the Zombie Space Hamsters (Mike Myers) before time runs out!

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14 May 2008, 1:26 pm

Ghost In The Shell: Live Action movie, oh wait it's been partly ripped off to help make the Matrix lol

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15 May 2008, 12:06 am

Reodor_Felgen wrote:

I don't know, I think that might be fun....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84_QL1kEmH4[/youtube]

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15 May 2008, 9:24 am

These are some amazing ideas. I especially liked the live action Smurfs. Unfortunately, the only ideas I have are ones I want to write up and sell. I need the money.

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17 May 2008, 10:44 am

Lion King 4. The third raped the original.

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26 Aug 2008, 2:43 pm

matsuiny2004 wrote:

Plan 9 from outerspace (it is the worst movie ever made

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I think it has a certain cheesy charm...

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26 Aug 2008, 4:53 pm

Can you hear me now?
Starring the s[print guy

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26 Aug 2008, 9:27 pm

Veresae wrote:

They were all good (by which I mean the right kind of bad), but....

flailure wrote:

The Adventures of Tom Bombadil: the Musical

HAHAHAHAHAH!

I'm rolling my eyes, and Tolkien is rolling in his grave :roll:

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27 Aug 2008, 11:36 pm

Guns N' Death

Nicolas Cage and Steven Seagal are brothers on the hunt for blood...with a vengeance!! !! ! The russian mafia murdered their half uncle twice removed! Why? Who cares?! Lots of guns and explosions make this a thrill ride that will blow. your. mind. Along for the ride is Nicolas' 14 year illegitimate child played by Raven Symone. Prepare to be blasted away this summer...with a vengeance!! !! !! !! !! !!

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28 Aug 2008, 8:31 am

Titanic 2.

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28 Aug 2008, 10:08 am

Bradleigh wrote:

Titanic 2.

Titanic 3: The Return of Titanic

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