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12 Jan 2012, 5:55 pm

And all of a sudden, I realized the gravity of the situation(1). It was bitterly Lovecraftian horror, smirking angrily at me. It sneered that I was dangerous and that I needed to be protected from my life and confined to Abaddon. But no, I had no choice but to fight back. So I gave it a fist right in the kisser(2), dodged all of its evil, demonic blasts, jumped up to face its eye, curled up into a ball, and homed in on said eye(3). Unfortunately for me, my attack didn't penetrate the monster's oculus. Strange, isn't it(4), gentlementlemen(5)?!


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12 Jan 2012, 7:15 pm

Zydrate comes in a little glass vile.
A little glass vile?
A little glass vile.
And the little glass vile goes into the gun like a battery.
And the zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy.
And when the gun goes off it sparks and your ready for surgery (surgery).



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12 Jan 2012, 8:28 pm

From Mission Impossible 4:

"OK, this is a slight wrinkle. We're going to have to go into the server room from the outside."


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13 Jan 2012, 6:46 am

FBI agent: "We've had every one of Tony Soprano's phones bugged for four years, but the guy says less than Harpo Marx."


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13 Jan 2012, 7:40 am

Brig. Gen. Anthony McAuliffe, acting commander of the 101st, was told of the Nazi demand to surrender, in frustration he responded,

"NUTS !"

Lt. Col. Harry Kinnard, noted that McAuliffe's initial reply would be

"Tough to beat"


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13 Jan 2012, 7:52 am

Didn't see that coming.


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13 Jan 2012, 10:27 pm

Yeah, E-minor! All right!


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14 Jan 2012, 2:01 am

Not so quickly, Mojojojo!



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14 Jan 2012, 6:44 am

Hulk smash!


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14 Jan 2012, 8:12 pm

This here is an advanced patty-control mechanism.


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15 Jan 2012, 6:51 am

Surprise! Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie and I threw this party just for you!


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17 Jan 2012, 6:44 pm

Well, no stranger than rescuing genies in magic books and saving aliens from an interplanetary amusement park.


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18 Jan 2012, 7:15 am

Iron Monger: "You had a great idea, Tony, but my suit is more advanced in every way!"

Iron Man: "How'd you solve the icing problem?"

Iron Monger: "Icing problem?" (His suit begins to fail)

Iron Man: "Might want to look into it." (He pounds his fist on Iron Monger's frozen helmet as his suit fails and plummets to the ground)

I love that scene!


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01 Feb 2012, 5:15 pm

See my sig.


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01 Feb 2012, 11:48 pm

jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine



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02 Feb 2012, 12:09 am

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO
I TOLD YOU DOG