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29 Mar 2011, 1:25 pm

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Katie Ka-Boom, Katie Ka-Boom, she lives in a house with a garden in bloom. Her family knows, that anytime soon, their little lady Katie, goes ka-boom.

*explosion*


Talk about an explosive temper! :lol:

:lol: Literally!


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29 Mar 2011, 3:37 pm

Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
conundrum wrote:
Katie Ka-Boom, Katie Ka-Boom, she lives in a house with a garden in bloom. Her family knows, that anytime soon, their little lady Katie, goes ka-boom.

*explosion*


Talk about an explosive temper! :lol:

:lol: Literally!


Katie's Mom: "Katie, dinner is going to be a little late today."


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29 Mar 2011, 3:59 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
conundrum wrote:
Katie Ka-Boom, Katie Ka-Boom, she lives in a house with a garden in bloom. Her family knows, that anytime soon, their little lady Katie, goes ka-boom.

*explosion*


Talk about an explosive temper! :lol:

:lol: Literally!


Katie's Mom: "Katie, dinner is going to be a little late today."


Katie: "But Mom, I'm supposed to meet Andrea and Lisa at the library tonight at 7:30. We've GOT to have dinner before then!"


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29 Mar 2011, 4:07 pm

Katie's Mom: "But, honey-"

(Katie's eyes glow white)


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29 Mar 2011, 4:16 pm

Katie: "I can't...be LATE, Mom! You...don't...UNDERSTAND!! !"


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29 Mar 2011, 4:29 pm

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Katie: "I can't...be LATE, Mom! You...don't...UNDERSTAND!! !"


Katie: (In demonic voice, growing larger) "YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND!!"

Katie's Dad: "Oh, no! Not again! Everyone hit the dirt!"


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29 Mar 2011, 5:06 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
conundrum wrote:
Katie: "I can't...be LATE, Mom! You...don't...UNDERSTAND!! !"


Katie: (In demonic voice, growing larger) "YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND!!"

Katie's Dad: "Oh, no! Not again! Everyone hit the dirt!"


*alarm sounds*

(Katie's parents and brother grab their helmets and run to panic room)

Katie (in truly hellish demonic voice) "YOU...DON'T...CARE!! !" (Transforms into huge green monster with horns) "RRRGGGHHH!! !!"


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29 Mar 2011, 5:22 pm

Katie's Dad: (Grabs radio) "Help! Hormonal teenager overreacting!"

Katie: "I AM NOT OVERREACTING!! I'M A TEENAGER!!" (Roars angrily)

(Half the house falls apart)


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29 Mar 2011, 5:33 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Katie's Dad: (Grabs radio) "Help! Hormonal teenager overreacting!"

Katie: "I AM NOT OVERREACTING!! I'M A TEENAGER!!" (Roars angrily)

(Half the house falls apart)


(Radio crackles) "Hello? Hello? Do you copy?..." (hiss of static, then it dies)

Katie's Dad (drops radio): "Run for your lives!"

Katie (Roars angrily, breathes fire at family): "RRRGGGHHH!"

(They run. Radio gets incinerated. Rest of the house explodes.)


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29 Mar 2011, 5:40 pm

(Katie is back to normal)

Katie's Mom: "She'll grow out it."

Katie's Dad: "We hope so. . ."


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29 Mar 2011, 5:57 pm

Her family knows that anytime soon,
Their little lady Katie,
Goes....
Ka-boom! (house explodes)


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30 Mar 2011, 6:38 am

conundrum wrote:
Her family knows that anytime soon,
Their little lady Katie,
Goes....
Ka-boom! (house explodes)


How many times do you think they had to fix up their home?


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30 Mar 2011, 7:44 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
conundrum wrote:
Her family knows that anytime soon,
Their little lady Katie,
Goes....
Ka-boom! (house explodes)


How many times do you think they had to fix up their home?

:shrug: 24...25 times maybe.


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30 Mar 2011, 7:47 am

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Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man. You're a chicken, Boo.


(Chicken Boo dressed in a suit enters a building)


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30 Mar 2011, 11:03 am

ME: Hm...this is quite a chicken. Pad him down, Tails!
(Tails pads down Chicken Boo)
[ONE SECOND LATER]
ME: James, this man is literally a chicken.


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30 Mar 2011, 3:07 pm

(Crowd gasps)

Man: "How dare you! He's the best thing to ever hit Hollywood!"

Woman: "He the greatest actor who ever lived!"


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