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12 Apr 2016, 3:40 pm

"What did Tom Hagan do for Vito Corleone?"
"I'm no Vito Corleone."
"No s**t. Right now you're Fredo!"



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12 Apr 2016, 5:53 pm

They are using a very primitive dialect, but I do believe that they think I am some sort of god.



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13 Apr 2016, 1:54 pm

"You're all losers! You think you're cool because you buy a $500 phone with a picture of a fruit on it? Well, guess what. They cost eight bucks to make and I pee on every one! I have made a fortune off you chumps and I've invested it all in Microsoft. Now my boyfriend Bill Gates and I kiss each other on a pile of your money!"

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14 Apr 2016, 4:10 pm

"It's not right for a women to read. Soon she'll be getting ideas, and thinking..."
"Gaston, you are positively primeval."
"Why thank you, Belle".



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14 Apr 2016, 4:18 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
"It's right for a women to read. Soon she'll be getting ideas, and thinking..."
"Gaston, you are positively primeval."
"Why thank you, Belle".


You mean 'it's not right for a woman to read.'

Voila! Oh, you look so. . . so. . .

Stupid.

Not quite the word I was looking for, but perhaps a. . . little more off the top.

'Not quite?' :lol:


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14 Apr 2016, 4:38 pm

^^Good thing you pointed that out, so I could correct it. :)



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14 Apr 2016, 4:43 pm

You're welcome. :)

"How can you read this? There's no pictures!"

"Well, some people use their imagination."


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14 Apr 2016, 6:30 pm

Well, that means we can't leave either, unless three other people come in.


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15 Apr 2016, 4:28 am

Sure wish we'd taken the train!


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15 Apr 2016, 11:08 am

Det. Chin Ho Kelly: Confucius once said, "We got a winner, Boss!"


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15 Apr 2016, 12:16 pm

I'm Opal, from the BBC!


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25 Apr 2016, 7:23 am

Dust for prints.
I found Prince!
No no fingerprints
I don't think so.


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25 Apr 2016, 7:26 am

I ain't afraid to die anymore. I'd done it already.


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28 Apr 2016, 3:12 am

that retro TV on your head makes you look like an a**hole.


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28 Apr 2016, 5:47 am

This is more than Nixon ever sweated.


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28 Apr 2016, 3:28 pm

"Give me my Firebird keys!”
“You must chill! You must chill! I have hidden your keys! Chill!”
“I love you man.”
“Alright I love you too. Go to sleep.”