Brainfre3ze_93 wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Ivan: (Grumbles) "Can't believe I got moved from first class to coach. Show me to my seat! NOW!"
(The stewardess shows Ivan to a seat next to us)
Yakko: Hi, we're new to flying airplanes, let's be airplane buddies for the next 17 hours. "
Me: " Please? "

Dot: "What some of my mayonnaise muffin?"
Ivan: (Exclaims in disgust) "No! Go away, you horrible child!"
Wakko: "Come on, mister! Try it!"
(Dot opens Ivan's month and drops the whole muffin in his mouth)
Me: "There! That's the spirit!" (Pats Ivan on the back roughly)
(Ivan swallows the muffin, chokes, gulps, belches loudly)
Me: " I can't believe you eat that thing. " " Do you even know where that's been? "