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26 Apr 2009, 4:39 am

Now I'm not talking worst movies ever, I'm talking movies with bad premises, or have horrible internal logic, or just completely misrepresent what they're trying to portray. Where you look at the screen and just think "this is stupid".

I got the perfect starter: Van Helsing.

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26 Apr 2009, 4:44 am

Epic Movie

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26 Apr 2009, 7:39 am

Ultraviolet.

Milla Jovovich, the super-hottie, plays a hot vampire chick with guns and swords. I love hot chicks, I love vampires, and they both go great with guns and swords. It has just about everything I like in a movie. It should have been my favorite movie of all time -- instead, it sucked.

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26 Apr 2009, 2:43 pm

Crossworlds...

Actually, anything with either Michael York or Rutger Hauer...

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26 Apr 2009, 3:31 pm

Knowing.

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27 Apr 2009, 8:12 am

the footballfactory. all it was was fighting and drinking. the actual story could have been done in 5 minutes. at least green street had a decent story and message to it.

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27 Apr 2009, 1:40 pm

Juno

Watchmen

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Shrek the Third

Spider-Man 3

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27 Apr 2009, 5:43 pm

kxmode wrote:

Epic Movie

Pretty much anything by Friedberg and Seltzer is pure sh*t.

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28 Apr 2009, 4:12 am

jamesohgoodie wrote:

I'm talking

* movies with bad premises,
* horrible internal logic,
* completely misrepresent what they're trying to portray.
* you look at the screen and just think "this is stupid".

Terminator 3

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28 Apr 2009, 11:33 am

Michael Bay's Transformers. 'Nuff said. If I made a "worst movies ever" list, this would take the No. 1 spot, just above Spider-Man 3, Live Free or Die Hard and Batman and Robin.

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30 Apr 2009, 10:37 pm

Dumb and Dumber is lol. After all, that's what the movie was, dumbness to perfection. On a serious note, I'll just list the prequel Dumb and Dumberer which was actually bad.

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02 May 2009, 3:59 am

Well, I think the new Star Trek movie looks blisteringly stupid, myself. They have a clip in the trailer of Cap'n Kirk plopping himself down full length on top of some attractive lassie and I'm afraid that I still think "Shatner" when I see Kirk so the effect could induce vomiting... but any attempt to take Kirk seriously, as far as I'm concerned, is an exercise in raw silliness.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua...

The Hannah Montana Movie...

Practical Magic...

Norbit...

The Love Guru...

Anything starring Rob Schneider.

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17 May 2009, 2:57 pm

Bee Movie - anything where an insect falls in love with a human is just... WTF?!?

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17 May 2009, 9:09 pm

DNForrest wrote:

kxmode wrote:

Epic Movie

Pretty much anything by Friedberg and Seltzer is pure sh*t.

First time I actually stopped watching a movie 20 minutes into it. It was god awful, and dumb. I tried to get my money back from Blockbuster but they said no.

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17 May 2009, 9:49 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Juno

What about Juno didn't you like?

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17 May 2009, 10:19 pm

Enigmatic_Oddity wrote:

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Juno

What about Juno didn't you like?

First, the acting was great in opinion.

Ellen Page, who played Juno, is really cute
and CAN act her way out of terrible movies.

Jason Bateman and Jennifer Garner
had good chemistry as a couple seeking adoption.

Rainn Wilson was reduced to a scene-stealer
at the beginning of the movie.

However, the script was crappy.

When I walked into the theater,
I was expecting {no pun intended}
a comedy similar to "Thank You for Smoking",
director Jason Reitman's previous movie.

Instead, the movie was drama-here-drama-there
and the movie got boring. Yes, the movie had
its moments of humor, but it was an overrated bore.

Diablo Cody can't write anything. Enough said.

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