I agree with all of these and
MAXIMUS: In 3 weeks I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. If you find yourself alone, walking in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled, for you are in alysium, and you're already DEAD! What we do in life, echoes in eternity!
COMMODUS: AM I NOT MERCIFUL!! !!
COMMODUS: Only a famous death will do. What could be more GLORIOUS than to face the emperor himself in the great arena.
PROXIMO: Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.
MAXIMUS: You knew Marcus Aurelius?
PROXIMO: [very quickly and defensively] I did not say I knew him, I said he touched me on the shoulder once!
...and the rest of that conversation...
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Spare a talent for an old ex-leper?
Monty Python's Life of Brian