I had to laugh so much about the apple episode. So normally, when I download a program from the internet I know (Adobe, AVG, Java, ... ) or buy a game from a company I know, I dont read the license agreement, but simply scroll down, saying loud with a deep voice "my firstborn and my soul" and simply click the "I agree" button.
So around the whole episode I always was forced to laugh so hard when the next weird situation appeared and they simply said: "But you agreed to it?" or when they discussed it and always asked: "But it was in the license agreement. Didnt you read the license agreement?"
So thankfully, in the EU there are limits to license agreements, so even if you subscribe it, its not active if it is complete against EU law. So hopefully noone will ever put someone into my ass and turn me into the newest Apple invention. XD