I am Canadian - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie
I'm not a hacker, or a terrorist
I don't like Céline Dion or Shania Twain
But I'm glad they're getting rich
Although I do know Jimmy, Sally and Susie from Canada,
but they aren't as nice as you'd think
I am ruled by a rich, white Prime Minister
Not a rich, white President
I don't know French but I can converse fluently in American
And I pronounce it 'A boot' not 'A big shoe.'
I can proudly sew my countries flag on my backpack
Because even though we are just as guilty as anyone else for the fate of the Third World
Everyone blames America
When I'm at home I realize I had better not protest deforestation, or facist dictators without risking a face full of pepper spray and a criminal record!
I believe in peackeeping, even if it means killing Somali teenagers for fun
I believe in turning back boatloads of Chinese immigrants,
A failing healthcare system
And late night cable porn disguised as art,
And that the beaver is a truly proud and beautiful part of a woman's body
I believe the French should whine about everyting
The English apologize
And it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee' 'ZED' because that's how the Queen of England told us to pronounce it!
Canada is the second largest landmass in the world
The second nation in hockey, and the best part of the Northern third of North America
My name is Joe, and until we are annexed by the States,
I AM CANADIAN!!
14 Jul 2005, 11:18 pm
