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13 Jul 2010, 2:44 pm

I got the idea from a Star Wars forum I frequent lol. So thought I would bring it here. Be as appropriate as possible.

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Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments.- Luke

Stay sharp. There's two more coming in- Han

How long before you can make the jump to light speed?- Obi Wan

Can we pull out in time? - Wedge

I'm pregnant- Padme



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13 Jul 2010, 3:29 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tim5nU3DwIE[/youtube]


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13 Jul 2010, 3:46 pm

:lol: It doesn't matter which Star Wars quotes you use in bed - if you're using SW quotes in bed, you're in bed alone anyway. :P



Laugh it up, fuzzball... :wink:



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13 Jul 2010, 3:52 pm

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

It could mean your partner is a murderous psycho, or they have STDs... or both! o_o


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13 Jul 2010, 4:36 pm

BTW, lest anyone think I'm ridiculing SW geeks or nerds in general, I'm wearing a SW tie-die at this very moment and I've always openly admitted to liking JarJar, which makes me a geek among SW geeks. Crike, he was a helluva lot more tolerable than those damned Ewoks. :roll:


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It could mean your partner is a murderous psycho, or they have STDs... or both! o_o


I have the death sentence on twelve systems. :oops:


That's great, kid - don't get cocky! :wink:



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13 Jul 2010, 4:41 pm

Xenu wrote:
Can we pull out in time? - Wedge"

"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"What a piece of junk!"
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
"Get in here, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

And the award for worst possible Star Wars Quote to say in bed goes to...
Holy crap, it's a tie between Han Solo and Han Solo.
"You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!"
"Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home."


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13 Jul 2010, 4:44 pm

Vince wrote:
Xenu wrote:
Can we pull out in time? - Wedge"

"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"What a piece of junk!"
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
"Get in here, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

And the award for worst possible Star Wars Quote to say in bed goes to...
Holy crap, it's a tie between Han Solo and Han Solo.
"You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home!"
"Watch your mouth kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home."


:lmao: All priceless! :lmao:



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13 Jul 2010, 5:02 pm

No, the very worst Star Wars quote to use in bed is...

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"


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13 Jul 2010, 5:06 pm

"I'd rather kiss a wookie".
"It's a trap !"


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13 Jul 2010, 5:18 pm

"Use the force."


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13 Jul 2010, 5:56 pm

Willard wrote:
BTW, lest anyone think I'm ridiculing SW geeks or nerds in general, I'm wearing a SW tie-die at this very moment and I've always openly admitted to liking JarJar, which makes me a geek among SW geeks. Crike, he was a helluva lot more tolerable than those damned Ewoks. :roll:

Liking Jar-Jar doesn't make you a geek among SW geeks, it makes you a regular SW geek with terrible taste.


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13 Jul 2010, 6:01 pm

"As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!"
"You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
"I am your father."

Yoda edition:
“Early must I rise. Leave now you must!”
“Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!”


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13 Jul 2010, 7:52 pm

"Hey, point that thing someplace else"

"Boring conversation anyway"

"Aren't you a bit short for a stormtrooper?"


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14 Jul 2010, 1:29 pm

Vince wrote:
"As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!"
"You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
""

Yoda edition:
“Early must I rise. Leave now you must!”
“Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!”
I am your father. > i think we have winner here :lol:


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16 Jul 2010, 1:25 pm

Never saw any of the Star Wars movie-I was Star Trek person and in the spirit of the thread
"I cant change the laws of physics-Iv'e got to have 30 minutes"
"I'm in a Jefrries Tube"
to paraphrase "Beam me,up"
"I am in control of my emotions"
"Energize"
"Make it so"
and saying a persons "no no" spot looks like a tribble will get you in trouble


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17 Jul 2010, 1:49 pm

Willard wrote:


That's great, kid - don't get cocky! :wink:


Now that made me laugh.