5 Tips for Linda Cardellini to have a more sucessful career
Here are the five tips/ways that Linda Cardellini can have a more sucessful career by doing these things. I hope she could at least read them and take them to heart if she does go on the internet to look at her boards:
5. Pick some material that people can see in theatres: I know that Linda can be very picky in her roles that have substance rather than style, but she needs to find a role that she could showcase her talent so many people can recongize her other than Velma from Scooby Doo.
4. Pick some material that can last more than one season on TV: Yes, she was on ER for six seasons but the show started just two years before her entire film/TV career started with Bone Chillers in 1996. Aside from ER, all the shows she's been on didn't last a full first season. She needs to make her own material and invite few of her friends to be on her show so they could have great chemistry, win some Emmys, and more importantly get pass the first season alive.
3. Stop hanging out with your ER buddies: Yes, I know you made some good friends with them (especially John "Uncle Jesse" Stamos), but in order for you to have a sucessful career, you need stop hanging around with them and move on with either your good buddy James Gunn to collabrate on a film or go to back to Judd Apatow, aplogize to Jason Segel (or vice verse), and be the funny hottie of the group. She could be the first female Apatow lead that's not Apatow's wife to have her own film.
2. Make amends with both Jason Segel and Judd Apatow: People are now watching the show "Freaks and Geeks" more than ever thanks to DVDs and the current re-airings on IFC. Give the people they want to see, you in an Apatow film even if it's a small role or a cameo. I could see you would have a problem with Segel because you broke up with him about five years ago, but what's your relationship with Apatow. Is Apatow blantly sexist or did you do something to set him off? Either you're in a career dryspell and Segel and Apatow are making millions and being sucessful. For all of your fans, please appear in an Apatow movie.
and the #1 tip for Linda:
Stick with your dark locks, DO NOT GO BLONDE AGAIN!: Hate to say it, but you need to keep your beautiful dark brown hair. I don't want to sound sexist and hate-filled but you looked like crap with fake blonde hair. You looked washed out espeically in films like Grandma's Boy and Seasons 12 + 13 on "ER". Other than your acting and your screen presence, your natrually dark locks are the best thing about you. Maybe I have a thing for brunettes though (and that's coming from a naturally blonde person). KISS went back to make-up and stuck with it since now leave your hair alone until it goes gray.
Any questions or comments?
