Favorite Family Guy quotes.

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31 Aug 2010, 6:23 am

The woman who kisses on the very first date is usually a hussy, and a woman who kisses on the second time around is anything but fussy, and the woman who kisses on third time around, head in the clouds, feet on the ground, shes the girl hes glad he found, shes his shapoopi.
(Shapoopi, shapoopi,shapoopi, the girl thats hard to get! Shapoopi x3, But you can win her yet.

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31 Aug 2010, 7:21 am

Okay, yes, though done to perfection by Family Guy, you do know that that is originally from "The Music Man?" Rent it, see Buddy Hackett singing it on the big screen. Hilarious.

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31 Aug 2010, 8:49 am

r u sure it was a book .....r u sure it wasn't nothing

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31 Aug 2010, 8:51 am

"Yeah, right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli." Cut to Disraeli looking up at the screen, "You don't even know who I am!"

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31 Aug 2010, 8:55 am

Prksrbrt wrote:

"Yeah, right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli." Cut to Disraeli looking up at the screen, "You don't even know who I am!"

The whole show is just genius, really...

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31 Aug 2010, 8:56 am

"YOU THINK THAT'S BAD, REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN SETH MACFARLANE WATCHED THE SIMPSONS AND CREATED US? D'OH I mean HEHEHEH"
-Peter Griffin

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31 Aug 2010, 9:20 am

"Dear diary... Jackpot." - Quagmire

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31 Aug 2010, 9:31 am

" It's going to rain! "
-Blackuweather Report

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31 Aug 2010, 10:35 am

Cpt. Kirk - "Allright men, this is a dangerous mission and it is likely that one of us will be killed!" "The landing party will consist of myself, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Ensign Ricky!"

Ensign Ricky (in a red shirt) - "Awww crap!"

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31 Aug 2010, 1:20 pm

Peter: "You deserve to be treated like the Pieceofschmidt that you are!"

Lois: "Pewterschmidt."

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31 Aug 2010, 2:07 pm

"I'm not drunk, just exhausted because i've been up all night drinking" - Peter

"Yes, i'll take this teddy bear, this ruler, this piece of string, and this cardboard box...mmmmm..." Herbert the Pervert

"Giggity giggity giggity giggity let's have sex!" - Quagmire

"Play wheels on the bus and get the hell outta my sight!" - Stewie

"I'd love to, but i've gotta chew on the back of my ass for the next five minutes" - Brian

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11 Sep 2010, 9:12 am

Why are you wearing Han's Clothes?(looks at us)seriously watch the actual movie Lando Calrissian is wearing Han Solo's clothes in this scene it's really weird-Brian/Chewbacca

Roadhouse-Peter

Oh no she di'int-Peter
Oh yes she did-Joe
Oh no she di'int-Peter
Oh yes she did-Joe
Oh no she di-Peter
YES SHE DID PETER I JUST SAW IT-Joe
Ok ok jeez-Peter

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