Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was the worst Indy flick ever.
Gross-out bug gags, monkey brains, Speilberg's obnoxious whiny b*tch of a wife caterwauling through the entire film, Indy being weak enough to be brainwashed (even temporarily) by some third rate Hindu Shaman, A stupid kid-on-kid fight sequence that looked cut from The Goonies Meet Oliver Twist - and it went on for effing ever!! !
That movie completely blew.
Except for Short Round, he was cool.
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull didn't suck THAT bad. I enjoyed the refrigerator gag, in fact the opening sequence was my favorite part of the movie, but I grew up in the 'Duck and Cover' era, so that was old home week for me. The final sequence with the aliens seemed a tad incoherent, and I absolutely despised Shia LeBouf, he couldn't act his way out of the proverbial paper bag. Also the whole 'Dad is dead, because Connery wouldn't do this film' explanation seemed contrived and unnecessary. I didn't hate it, but Raiders and Last Crusade were far and away the best moments of the franchise.
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