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12 Jan 2011, 8:51 pm

I dare you to find movies that managed to get released in theatres that are worse than "After Last Season" and "The Room".

"After Last Season" is probably the worst movie I've ever seen and not in a "so-bad-it's-good" way. It's an amateuristic boring piece of crap with dialogue that makes no sense, special effects that appear to be made by an 8-year-old, a plot that's barely existing, lighting that's horrible, etc. The only way this movie is watchable is when watching Spoony's commentary. Unfortunately he had to remove the footage from his site, but you can still find it as a torrent if you look for it.

Here's a trailer for "After Last Season"...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYXRD_jOO48[/youtube]

And then there is "The Room", a movie that does fall in the "so-bad-it's-good" category and a cult classic because of it. In fact, Tommy Wiseau originally marketed it as a drama but after realising everyone was coming for laughs he's now calling it a black comedy. Thus, while he can't direct and he can't act either, Wiseau certainly knows how to market his s*** :)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw[/youtube]



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12 Jan 2011, 9:26 pm

Some bad scenes just ruin the entire movie for me.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwjyyZ5CUlk[/youtube]

To keep it positive, I guess it is just the culture/language barrier.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coiVr5Pl4-s[/youtube]


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12 Jan 2011, 9:44 pm

Bloodrayne is by far the worst movie I have ever seen.



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12 Jan 2011, 10:02 pm

I hated The Room.

I also hated Dreamcatchers.


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14 Jan 2011, 6:33 pm

I hate Battlefield Earth... The Zombie Diaries...
A really bad movie I got a great laugh out of was one of Dennis Quaide's earlier films called 'Enemy Mine'..



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14 Jan 2011, 6:36 pm

Saying that this movie seem bad is a understatment :lol:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx7PYAAOwxE[/youtube]


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14 Jan 2011, 7:11 pm

Tollorin wrote:
Sying that this movie seem bad is a understatment :lol:

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8O

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14 Jan 2011, 7:31 pm

Turkish cinema! haha
A classic: "Turist Omar in Star Trek" it is either one of the worst movies of all time or the single most under appreciated comedic genius of the 20th century



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14 Jan 2011, 9:37 pm

Since we're talking about Turkish Star Wars, let's not forget about Indian Superman :

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs[/youtube]



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15 Jan 2011, 8:37 am

Bollywood, urgh...


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16 Jan 2011, 6:08 am

Low Blow (1986) is a rubbish film.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3pZNXLK5vM[/youtube]



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16 Jan 2011, 6:39 am

Epic Movie (A.K.A. Epic Fail) and Cloverfeild.



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30 Jan 2011, 2:21 pm

Here are the worst movies ever:

Catwoman(again nothing to do with the comics, bad cat jokes, and its just bad)

Dragonball Evolution(its so terrible, I hope somebody made a time machine so I can stop the movie from being made)

Halloween Resurrection(It destroyed the Halloween H20 ending, characters are just bland except two of them which are Bianca Kajlich and Jamie Lee Curtis, cliched in a lot of levels, doesn't make sense at all especially when they explain what happened previously and how the paramedic survived all that crap happening to him)



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30 Jan 2011, 2:35 pm

I haven't seen these movies, but these are some awful...ly funny scenes! :lol:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4&feature=fvw[/youtube]



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30 Jan 2011, 10:12 pm

Battlefield earth.


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31 Jan 2011, 12:24 am

Strange Wilderness

Because I said So

The Strangers

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