Movie quote that made you almost die of laugh

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Give your favorite quotes from the comedy, which led you to such a state that you could not breathe because of the laughing

My favorite "The fat one is getting hairy already!" from "love at first hiccup"
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdJ6pnPW2b4[/youtube]

That scene in the original Ghost Busters, where Dan Akyroid (spelling) tried to imagine something that would never destroy them - - when the gigantic, grinning Staypuff Marshmallow Man rampages through the city. As a kid, I was still laughing for half an hour after the movie had ended.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

While it is not technically a quote, Terrance and Phillip launching into the foul mouthed "Uncle F**ka" and blurting out the classic quote from South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut....

Phillip: Say, Terrance. What did the Spanish priest say to the Uranian gynecologist?
Terrance: I don't know, Phillip. What?
*The former farts on the latter*

I was in stitches for the entire evening, especially after Uncle F**ka

From "Forbidden Zone" - "the queen said she was going to ream us with 20 inch cattle prods and I'm still waiting!"

From "The Big Lebowski". - "Say want you want about the tenants of national socialism, at least it's an ethos."

From "Crimes and Misdemeanors". - "A strange man defecated on my sister."

From "Network" - " You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale"

From "Seven". - David Mills: What do you got?
William Somerset: Dead dog.
John Doe: I didn't do that.

Spaceballs ---- Dark Helmet:


"What's the matter Colonel Sanders??? Chicken ??"

"Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!"

- Napoleon Dynamite

"I'm in lesbians with you."

- Scott Pilgrim

"Donny, do you know what happens when you f**k someone up the ass?!?!?!"
-The Big Lebowski

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

"Walter, I love you, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron!"

The Big Lebowski

It not a movie but i also love Walter lines from Fringe
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT-ZDZl-sPg[/youtube]

From Dr. Butcher MD, when asked about cannibalism a character says, "All primitive people practice it. Without exception". Later, the doctor says "You nearly succeeded in destroying my life's work. I can easily kill you now! But I'm determined to have your brain! This is the culmination of my career!"

From Cannibal Ferox: some animal is being crushed by a snake. "Poor little thing". "There is nothing we can do!" "It could easly have been one of us!"

From Re-Animator.

Dan Cain: "Hill's dead?!?!
Herbert West (reluctantly): "Not anymore."
Dan Cain (shaking West): "Herbert, this has got to stop!"
This, after West has decapitated Dr. Hill, and has reanimated his head and body.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

"Even in the future nothing works!"