Crime spree partner

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Who would you have as your crime spree drive across the USA crime partner ala natural born killers/ bonnie and Clyde sorta thing? Ya don't have to kill lol. I'm thinking Emma Stone atm, it's hard to find funny girls in my experience.

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Hmm:

1. Beatrix Kiddo (Codename: [See my Avatar])
2. Sorter (He needs LASIK, though)
3. Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene (We need to wear matching heads as hats, though. Any identical twins present?)
4. FPSRussia (dual-wielding AA-12s)
5. Patrick Bateman (Without the Mask)
6. Hannibal Lecter (Bring some Chianti)
7. Michelle Rodriguez (But since she's the very definition of Vasquez, her life expectancy is short)
8. Topper Harley (them's MAD M60 skills!)
9. Duke Nukem (Without Bubble Gum)
10. Chuck Norris*

*The only reason why Chuck Norris is not in first place is because the rules of Mathematics do not apply to Chuck Norris.

But... but... I don't wanna go on a crime spree!

Anyone in the government, no brainer way.
The Doctor, I can steal the something a lot.

Probably Kim.

... Friend of mine. Though she is more into serial killers than spree killers.