Movies so bad, they're horrible.

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Sure, there are bad movies. There are bad movies that are just "normal bad", and they're mostly forgettable. There are "so-bad-they're-good" films like the work of Ed Wood and The Room, which manage to be entertaining in spite of, or perhaps because of their flaws. There are guilty pleasures so bad that they appeal to some deeply buried part of our psyche that gains perverse satisfaction from it.

These are NOT those films.

These are films so fundamentally broken, so haphazardly constructed, so dreadfully thought out that nothing could save it, not even a snippet that gets millions of views on YouTube. They fail to appeal on any conceivable level, even as guilty pleasures. They are simply abysmal.

Open up. Tell of the horrors that you have seen!

Prometheus fits your description of a bad film. That film was not well thought out.

It is hard to think of one that is so bad it cannot even be said to be good because those are the films people forget about. But there were quite a few straight to video movies in the 1980's that I sat through and wasted 90 minutes for. But I have forgotten them.

Jack and Jill
Leonard Part 6

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Farcry

Two of my friends and I figured it out. It's a parallel universe between Tarantino's Inglourious bastards & Archer. Mainly because it's the same actor as Hugo Stiglitz and the german scientists name is Dr. Krieger. but regardless. The movie is horribly bad.

The human centipede. It was just disgusting. One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Every time I remember one scene from it...My stomach hurts and feel incredibly nauseous. It left me traumatised.

Now I had to remember about that I feel bad

Maybe I was just tired, but Star Wars Episode I put me to sleep. I tried to stay up. From what I did see everything looked ridiculous, the dialog was inane, and the lengthy space race was just a yawning bore.

Nooooo!! !! Santa Claus Conquers The Martians is clearly the single greatest film of all time. Excellent storyline with wonderful script. The best costuming ever. Incredible acting and the special effects (?) are just amazing. And the background sets are just fantastic. I LOVE that movie!

Let's see, here are a few:

Pineapple Express
Showgirls
Bruno

The Box.
And it had absolutely no excuse to be so bad! It had been based on a Richard Matheson story, and starred Cameron Diaz and Frank Langella. And yet it sucked ass.

Anatomy of Hell

That is easily the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

Ricky 1
If you've never heard of this movie, you're better off that way. DON'T LOOK IT UP!! !

The first hobbit film.

The second is vindicated simply by the smaug scenes, but deserves an honourable mention.

Gilliam's "Brazil".

Any Ken Branagh Shakespeare.

The only film I have ever left a cinema during = Andy Warhol's "Trash".

The "Saw" franchise - though since I've only seen the first 15 mins of the first one, I'm not really qualified to comment

The Hobbit movies are bad?????

Anyway Batman & Robin deserves to be here. I saw it just this past year and it really is so....stupid and over-the-top in puns and jokes.

The first R-rated film I saw in a movie theater was Freddie Got Fingered. The scene with the elephant at the end still haunts me.