I saw " AUTISM: THE MUSICAL "...

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...at S. F.'s Roxie Theater...(www.roxie.com i, f the notes are still up...)

Please tell me you're joking?

Did you like it?

It probably went something like this...


[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]
Kidnap all the Aspergers?

[LOCK]
I wanna do it!

[BARREL]
They'll eat their words!

[SHOCK]
Jack said we should work together
Three of a kind

[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]
Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee!

LA, la, la, la, la! La la la la la!
LA, la, la, la, la! La la la la la!
Kidnap all the aspies, lock them up so tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn on the bright lights

[SHOCK]
First, we're going to make some noise
To irritate those aspie boys
And when they try to run away we'll
Molest them with our sex toys!

[LOCK]
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch these geeky aspie men
Confront them with a problem that will
Take advantage of their attention span

Then we'll sit and watch as they try
To solve it with their mind
Answer questions untruthfully
Drive them insane with all our lies!

[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]
Kidnap all the aspies!
Throw them in a box
Bury them for ninety years
Then see if they still talk

[SHOCK]
Then Mr. NT man
Can take those aspies over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook them medium rare

[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]
Wheeee!

[LOCK]
I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at that alien and then
Load it with a feather duster
Covered in our fresh semen!

[SHOCK]
You're so stupid, think now
If we cover them with all our seed
They will commit suicide
And face the wrath of NT!

[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]
Kidnap the Aspie men!
Torment them with a chant!
Laugh and laugh as we watch them
Go on their blogs and rant!

[LOCK & SHOCK]
Because Mr. Neurotpical is the meanest guy around
If I were on his NT list, I'd get out of town

[BARREL]
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet

[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]
We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
Since he's so two-faced it is hard
To stay on his good side

[SHOCK]
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb!

[BARREL]
I'm not the dumb one!

[LOCK]
You're no fun!

[SHOCK]
Shut up!

[LOCK
Make me!

[SHOCK]
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiousity
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three

[LOCK, SHOCK & BARREL]
Kidnap all the Aspies, beat them all with sticks
Lock them for ninety years, see what makes them tick

Kidnap all the Aspies, chop them into bits
Mr. Neurotpical is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap all the Aspies, force them to conform
Lock them all in cages and watch them all transfoooooooooorrrm! EEEE HEE HEE HEE HEEEEEE!

[LOCK, SHOCK, & BARREL go off in a walking bathtub.]

*For those who don't get this, it's a parody of The Nightmare Before Christmas...so I don't condone any of the above, it's just intended to be humorous.

...I'm a trifle suprised that people seem not to know it's a " normal " documentary (W/a Web site under its name . ) , not something such as that no doubt clever parody ( No time to read it just now . ) , there's been two , at least , WP posts about it .