Reasons why you should stop watching Fullmetal Alchemist

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22 Feb 2007, 9:13 pm

Dedicated to a friend of mine.

1. You take Chemistry in school, but call it Alchemy.

2. You think prosthetic limbs are cool.

3. You walk around in a full suit of armor.

4. You draw a transmutation circle on your hand before a Chemistry lab.

5. During this chemistry lab, as you mix two chemicals together, you clap your hands together.

6. You have a shrine to Edward Elric, Scar, or other character in your locker.

7. You constantly recite the chemical composition of the human body (as stated in the manga) to yourself.

8. Whenever you hear about cross-species breeding, you think of a chimera.

9. You carry around a pocketwatch.

10. You refer to yourself with a state alchemist title.


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22 Feb 2007, 9:36 pm

1. prosthetic limbs could be used as weapons to defeat x-rays and metal detectors for weapon smuggling

2. I carry a pocket watch, what of it?

3. armor is freaking heavy

4. I've never heard of full metal alchemist....



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22 Feb 2007, 10:33 pm

Quest_techie wrote:
2. I carry a pocket watch, what of it?


I meant a pocket watch with a hexagram etched into it, which is supposed to help with alchemy...

Quest_techie wrote:
4. I've never heard of full metal alchemist....


You don't watch too much anime, do you?


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23 Feb 2007, 12:58 am

no, I mean, I've caught one or two things here and there, but by and large anime is not one of my things

comic books, yes, anime, no