You Know You Like Star Trek Too Much When

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27 Feb 2016, 8:00 pm

You can do the Vulcan salute with both hands.
You can randomly quote lines from TOS, TNG, DSN, and Voyager.
You know what all of the above stand for.
You have Enterprise drinking glasses in your kitchen.
You say 'Fascinating' and giggle quietly to yourself when no one gets the reference.
You so want Lego Star Trek sets.


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27 Feb 2016, 9:19 pm

You find threads like this illogical.

You say things like, "Damnit, Jim! I'm a <your profession>, not a miracle worker!"

You don't make phone calls, you open hailing frequencies.

You know the proper intermix ratio to restart a cold warp engine.

The first thing you say in an elevator is "Bridge".

You were the grand-master at Three-D chess in high school. :D

It frustrates you that Siri does not sound like the Enterprise computer.

You have your recliner mounted on a pintel in front of your wide-screen TV.

Your bangs are cut straight across your forehead, you've tweezed and penciled your eyebrows to slant downward toward your nose, and you've seriously contemplated having cosmetic surgery on your ears to make them more elf-like.

Green-skinned women turn you on.

You've kept your flip-phone, and use it to dial on voice command.

You've removed the seat belts in your minivan, and named it "Galileo".

You know the difference between a D7 cruiser and a D5 cruiser with the B-refit (hint: it's the configuration of the shuttle-bay doors).


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28 Feb 2016, 3:42 pm

You see fluffballs and think 'Oh, Tribbles. Cute!'
When you roll up the car window you think 'Shields up!', and when the car starts, you say 'Engage!'
When you want someone to do something, you say, 'Make it so!'


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A memory is something that has to be consciously recalled, right? That's why sometimes it can be mistaken and a different thing. But it's different from a memory locked deep within your heart. Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel.” Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII


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28 Feb 2016, 11:03 pm

You want to try this



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29 Feb 2016, 2:21 am

You want to watch Hee Haw: The Next Generation


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29 Feb 2016, 11:29 am

When someone asks you how many kardashians you can name.

You answer something like this : "Well, there is Dukat, Garak, Damar, (...)"



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29 Feb 2016, 7:05 pm

You quote the Ferengi rules of Acquisition



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01 Mar 2016, 5:29 am

You can identify any episode from its first 5 minutes.

You refer to episodes by their titles.

You constantly remind people that much of today's technology such as cell phones, tablet PCs, Skype and Siri were predicted by Star Trek.


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01 Mar 2016, 5:36 am

You speak fluent Klingon.

You speak like the Borg.


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01 Mar 2016, 5:51 am

You like these better than the actual songs:



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01 Mar 2016, 8:57 am

You claim that you have Vulcan ears [my ears are actually pointy].
You talk like Seven of Nine when bored or disinterested with something.
You do the 'Picard Maneuver' whenever you stand up.
When your dad answers the phone with 'Pizza-Pizza', you say, 'Seven of Nine to Voyager/Spock to Enterprise.
You observe human beings like Odo would.
You make jokes about the Great Klingon Tribble Hunt.


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01 Mar 2016, 1:18 pm

El_Arquero wrote:
You quote the Ferengi rules of Acquisition

I quoted them on this & other forums before & at least a few times to my girlfriend.

SaxNerd wrote:
You can identify any episode from its first 5 minutes.
I can identify most episodes from Next Generation in a couple minutes cuz me & my girlfriend watch it on BBC & it gets shown alot.


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01 Mar 2016, 1:25 pm

You can tell random people random trivia about your favourite characters.


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01 Mar 2016, 9:19 pm



When you actually listen to this.

and this...........



:nerdy: :nerdy: :nerdy: :nerdy: :nerdy: :nerdy: :nerdy:
:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:



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01 Mar 2016, 9:23 pm

...when you not only know that Kirk's middle initial is "T", you ALSO know that the "T" stands for "Tiberius".



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02 Mar 2016, 10:50 am

when you know that the first aired episode of Star Trek TOS contained a goof in which Kirk's middle initial was labeled as R.


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A memory is something that has to be consciously recalled, right? That's why sometimes it can be mistaken and a different thing. But it's different from a memory locked deep within your heart. Words aren't the only way to tell someone how you feel.” Tifa Lockheart, Final Fantasy VII