You Know You Like Star Trek Too Much When

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You can do the Vulcan salute with both hands.
You can randomly quote lines from TOS, TNG, DSN, and Voyager.
You know what all of the above stand for.
You have Enterprise drinking glasses in your kitchen.
You say 'Fascinating' and giggle quietly to yourself when no one gets the reference.
You so want Lego Star Trek sets.

You find threads like this illogical.

You say things like, "Damnit, Jim! I'm a <your profession>, not a miracle worker!"

You don't make phone calls, you open hailing frequencies.

You know the proper intermix ratio to restart a cold warp engine.

The first thing you say in an elevator is "Bridge".

You were the grand-master at Three-D chess in high school.

It frustrates you that Siri does not sound like the Enterprise computer.

You have your recliner mounted on a pintel in front of your wide-screen TV.

Your bangs are cut straight across your forehead, you've tweezed and penciled your eyebrows to slant downward toward your nose, and you've seriously contemplated having cosmetic surgery on your ears to make them more elf-like.

Green-skinned women turn you on.

You've kept your flip-phone, and use it to dial on voice command.

You've removed the seat belts in your minivan, and named it "Galileo".

You know the difference between a D7 cruiser and a D5 cruiser with the B-refit (hint: it's the configuration of the shuttle-bay doors).

You see fluffballs and think 'Oh, Tribbles. Cute!'
When you roll up the car window you think 'Shields up!', and when the car starts, you say 'Engage!'
When you want someone to do something, you say, 'Make it so!'

You want to try this

You want to watch Hee Haw: The Next Generation

When someone asks you how many kardashians you can name.

You answer something like this : "Well, there is Dukat, Garak, Damar, (...)"

You quote the Ferengi rules of Acquisition

You can identify any episode from its first 5 minutes.

You refer to episodes by their titles.

You constantly remind people that much of today's technology such as cell phones, tablet PCs, Skype and Siri were predicted by Star Trek.

You speak fluent Klingon.

You speak like the Borg.

You like these better than the actual songs:

You claim that you have Vulcan ears [my ears are actually pointy].
You talk like Seven of Nine when bored or disinterested with something.
You do the 'Picard Maneuver' whenever you stand up.
When your dad answers the phone with 'Pizza-Pizza', you say, 'Seven of Nine to Voyager/Spock to Enterprise.
You observe human beings like Odo would.
You make jokes about the Great Klingon Tribble Hunt.

You can tell random people random trivia about your favourite characters.

When you actually listen to this.

and this...........

...when you not only know that Kirk's middle initial is "T", you ALSO know that the "T" stands for "Tiberius".

when you know that the first aired episode of Star Trek TOS contained a goof in which Kirk's middle initial was labeled as R.