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14 Sep 2008, 12:14 pm

Tell us your favorite Family Guy sayings.

Brian (at Brown University): There's something magical about Brown.
Chris: Brown's the color of poo.
Brian: Yes. Yes it is.

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14 Sep 2008, 3:24 pm

There are so many funny quotes. Here is one of my favorite clips. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08XAa0LM7cA[/youtube]

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14 Sep 2008, 3:28 pm

Stewie: Yo, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper, and it's not a toaster.

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14 Sep 2008, 5:19 pm

This is my favourite one.
There's 2 quotes in it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik

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14 Sep 2008, 5:25 pm

I like your sig, Marko.

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14 Sep 2008, 6:32 pm

1.when lois says to chris we know what u did(killed mrs lockhearts husband)

when i had rearly bad gas and i pooed myself

or stewie. well id love to stay and chat but u are a total b***h

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14 Sep 2008, 7:32 pm

Those are good ones, too.

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17 Sep 2008, 3:09 pm

Quagmire: I did gagoogity that girl. I gashmoigitied her gaflavity with my googis.

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18 Sep 2008, 6:31 pm

Brian: "I've licked my share of peanut butter....."

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18 Sep 2008, 8:02 pm

Stewie when Lois kicked another mom off the swingset: "somebody's wearing their ovaries on the outside today."

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19 Sep 2008, 7:29 am

Tasty Juice: Drink it and convert it to pee.

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19 Sep 2008, 8:44 am

Magnus wrote:

There are so many funny quotes. Here is one of my favorite clips. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08XAa0LM7cA[/youtube]

Did I hear that correctly? Did they drop the f-bomb, in Family Guy?

Marko29 wrote:

This is my favourite one.
There's 2 quotes in it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik

Hahaha! That one was great!

I have a couple minor ones:

(After the entire family is locked in the basement by Peter, who thinks the world will end on New Year's Eve 2000)
Brian: Thanks a lot, Peter. Right now, I could be in Boston, pretending I give a rat's ass about Vivaldi.

Chris: I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. ... ...I don't get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess.

Chirs: Hi, my name is Chris. Mom and dad said that I'm supposed to be on my best behavior tonight and not say "poop". Oh God, what have I done?!?

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19 Sep 2008, 9:20 am

Peter: Why did the dinosaurs die?

Museum Curator: Because you touch yourself at night.

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19 Sep 2008, 9:32 am

Brian to Quagmire:

"uh, you do know there's an 'O' in 'Country,' right?"

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19 Sep 2008, 12:17 pm

Interviewer: So, Peter, where do you see yourself in ten years?
Peter Griffin: [thinks] Don't say doin' your wife, don't say doin' your wife...
[out loud]
Peter Griffin: Doin' your, er...
[sees photo of interviewer on the beach with his wife and son]
Peter Griffin: ... son?

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19 Sep 2008, 4:37 pm

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