im watching this steven seagal movie... :)

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13 Mar 2009, 4:09 pm

usually, even in sh***y movies, the bad guys only have to be bad, in order to be realistic.. like

you can always have forensic cops being unrealistic, ambulance personell acting unrealisticly, surgeons not wearing masks, etc etc etc, but with criminals, all you need is people w guns and drugs and some plan

but in this movie, even the criminals are unrealistic, in that they shoot EVERYONE

its like "hello im a criminal, so i shoot you instead of asking for the time. i shoot you, then check your watch."
"i dont need to pay for taxi, i shoot the daxidriver"

theres a scene, where i understand NOTHING, k,
the bad guy is gonna talk to some mafioso, on his way in, he shoots the maid.
he just shoots her, twice, w a silenced gun

and then proceeds to have a chat w the mafiaboss

but he had to shoot the maid first, and from what i gather, he shot her in order to make a silent entrance, but he still broke his silence when he sat down and talk w the mafioso, who had actually called him and expected him.

this must be one of the biggest weirdest plot-holes ever, but the movie is full of them. theres been like 10 people killed after 15 minutes, and none of them are crime-related.

what a crappy movie. ima keep watching this.



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13 Mar 2009, 4:33 pm

so, the movie continues. some dude shot up a receptionist chick, and another guy shot some random dude outside a gas station, everything in slow motion.

all the action in this movie, builds around bad guys shooting up random people, cus of their principle of being bad :S



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13 Mar 2009, 5:55 pm

LOL at Steven Seagal.

that guy has 1 expression. that is one. ONE.


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13 Mar 2009, 6:51 pm

anna-banana wrote:
LOL at Steven Seagal.

that guy has 1 expression. that is one. ONE.


yes, plus the hissing voice.

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steven seagal toolshopping. he has some stuff he has to sort out in his back yard.
again... *squint*