Starship WrongPlanet: The Bigfoot adventure! 6/19/05'
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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:58 am
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I still believe the theory that Big Foot is a
Neanderthal, so I'll repeat my question. Would
you have sex with Big Foot?
I don't know enough about Star Trek to say
anything about interspecies with aliens.
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Posts: 1110
Location: San Francisco
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:18 pm
Post subject: Hmmmmm?
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Stardate: 13052005
Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter Log:
We were scanning the hills of the
are called the "Himulanans". The
mountains are perpetually snowed
and so we beamed down to investigate.
The captain, after his fling with the
big-busted Emoicon has developed
a sexual appetite for these strange
creatures. I returned to the ship
but the captain stayed behind with
Lt.Scoots and Lt.Elfman to keep
his weird appetite under control.
End of log.
Hummm-Unnnn-Hmmmmm!
Science Officer(acting Captain) Mr.
Ghosthunter, apparently the captain
has lost his communicator? Were
getting strange gargling noises.
Lt.Sophist I will report to the bridge.
(as I ended my report rather abruptly)
Shuuuuuuushhhuua!(door opens to bridge)
and the ships computer speak! Welcome
Mr.Ghosthunter(as it displays itself in muscular
tones lifting weights to heavy metal rythmes).
Sigh!(thinks Mr.Ghosthunter, this is what
happens when you get emoticon techs
helping us with our computers)!
Thankyou LowFrequency! (As bustily female
goes to computer image and it's winks
mischieviously and turns off image)
"Ooooooh! my BIG HAIRY LOVE BUCKET!"
"GRRRR! HUMMMMM! PRUUUUUMM! PURR!"
Mr.Ghosthunter the mountain is have a minor
earthquake in one little nook of it's pattern
Sigh! Computer raise image, Hmmph! Hmmph!
"I mean LowFreq"! Hmmmmm! boinka-boinka-
rumble-rumble!
Why? It's the captain Dunctivis! exclaimed the shocked
computer, and "Boy am I jealous". Hmmmmm?
say's Mr.Ghosthunter, can't you just act like a
computer, I know your smart, but.....Sigh!(goes
Mr.G.h).
Too BAAAD for a signiture
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Ghosthunter
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Location: San Francisco
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:25 am
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The thought makes me wanna puke. And
ghosthunter sorry but.......ew.
Velociraptor
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Location: Somewhere in La-La land
(Cleveland)
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:30 am
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I would love to wrestle one.
Deinonychus
Joined: May 16, 2005
Posts: 339
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:38 am
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<Imagines one holding you up by the
ankles and bouncing your head on the
ground.>
Maybe that only applies to fictional orangutans..
Acting Captain, Science Officer-Mr.Ghosthunter
We are in the process of rescuing the captain
from the OCS, or "Obsessive Cumpulsive
Behavior" of the Big Foot he was mating with.
Our newest crew member that came from
the planet Wet'O'Dream is offering some
suggestions on how to rescue half-naked
captain Dunctvis as he is being swung around
like a doll and the afterglow of "obsession"
beams in the eyes of the female species of
these Saschuashes.
(Swing! THUNK! Whirl! Thunk!) Mr.Ghosthunter
get me out of this. Alas Emiticon Consultant-
Mr.Prometheus offered a Emoticon TV suggestion.
It is called Tag-Team Wrestling. We found a
person here who live amongst these species.
He say's he is originally from Scotland, but
is doing a research project on Big Foot for
some kind of academic institute that apparently
Emoticon's go to and learn how to be smarter
than the average Emoticon!
Hmmmmm? A suggestion by Mr.Prometheus!
Mr.Ghosthunter...(Thunk-Whirl-HELLLLPPPP!,
Captain Dunctivis screams!) I shall wrestle
this Big Foot. He approaches and is yanked
by his feet upward as she(Big Foot) smells
his private parts! Drop! (ouch! as Mr.Promethus
hits the ground) and when he get up, he and
the scottish guy grab-hold the legs of the smelly
creature and proceed to down it.
They with the combined effort of embassador
Monastic, manage to confuse the creature and
(OUCH!-drops the captain and mr.Promethus
is dragged away by the smiling creature).
We will beam him back to the ship and using
what seems to be appropriate custom for these
scottish folks(suggested by Chief Engineer
Blackliger) offered to beam him on the ship
and offer him tea with a stiff? shot of scotch
whisky Chief Engineer Blackliger claims to
have! Hmmmmm? I wonder about Blackliger
and his useful but illicit practices.
Mr.Ghosthunter signing off!
Sincerely,
Ghosthunter
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Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:34 am
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...afterwards...
"Ach, dinnae feel bad lassie. A've bin doin'
this since before ye were a bairn."
what seems to be appropriate custom for these
scottish folks(suggested by Chief Engineer
Blackliger) offered to beam him on the ship
and offer him tea with a stiff? shot of scotch
whisky Chief Engineer Blackliger claims to
have! Hmmmmm? I wonder about Blackliger
and his useful but illicit practices.
Mr.Ghosthunter signing off!
Sincerely,
GhosthunterBack to top
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Location: St. Louis
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 10:34 am
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hehehehehehe, Ghosthunter.
!bar a stiff shot!
PS- I apologize, but I didn't have a Whiskey smiley.
Acting Captain, Science Officer-Mr.Ghosthunter
Stardate 19052005:
Acting Captain, Science Officer-Mr.Ghosthunter
We successfully beamed the scots guy aboard
and he is currently seeking Blackliger for this
Stiff? shot of Scotch? I don't get it-how can
a drink be stiff?- Oh! this literal meaning bug
strikes again on Mr.Ghosthunter.
"Lt. Sophist have us beamed aboard the
ship and expect visitors from Planet Wet'O'Dream"
yes, sir! and didn't I hear something about
scotch? I tried some from Blackliger! Don't
ask me how he got it, I ain't telling! (with a big
smile on her face).
Captain Dunctvis arrived safely but lumped up
a bit on the ship, Dammit-Mr.Ghosthunter!
say's, "Doctor Sarcastic_Name" between this
and the Penguin lust virus going around
I wouldn't highly recommend playing with
things BIGGER than you! and the captain,
Ewwww! Why is his private parts showing?
Those clumps of hair there?
Hmmmmmm? Say's Mr.Ghosthunter, I will
explain later.
And Somewhere on the planet surface Lt.Sophist
points out a interesting broadcast that might i
interest Mr.Ghosthunter............
the Aspie Dating game, your announcer
Ghosthunter,
WEEEE WILLLL RETUN BACK TO
THE ASPIE DATING GAME after a
brief message from our commercial
sponsors. Slight-Dramatic-Pause
and a few giggly commercials you
would probly want to forget....! !
quesey feeling? Do your private
parts breakout in hairy -censor-
spots? Then try bugs be gone
to remove that itching, flea feeling!
and the next commercial!
Oh! Babbbyyyyy! You look so terrific!
And that smell is soooo! romantic!
Eeeee! Aaaah! Oooooh! she squels
as he pulls out a big foot size condom.
"I hope size doesn't matter?" he say
with a hairy grin on his face as his big
burly arms engulf her breastusus's.
and now back to our regularly scheduled
programming!
Hmmm? About time!(thinks Ghosthunter)
Yeech! That Big Foot commercial suckkkks!
Hmmph! Hmmmph! "Ghosthunter your on
the air!"-Oooops! and NOWWWWW!
BACK TO THE "Aspie Dating Game!"
WELCOME BACK TO THE ASPIE
DATING GAME! This is your
announcer Ghosthunter and
Host Bob Eubanks.....



Ghosthunter

Hi! I am your ships computer! (Humph!
-humph!, "lifting weights to heavy metal
music") and if you got a problem with that
talk to my "Large Busted" assistant-Hmmph!
cough! and a BIG SMILE from her face!
Giggle! Giggle!....... I am too instruct you
on who is a crew member and don't mind
the dramatic pause as I do some various
lifting breaks!
Ships Computer LowFreq50
Captain Dunctvis
Science Officer Mr.Ghosthunter
Chief Security Officer Pyraxis
Lt. Elfman
Ensign Scoots
Chief Engineer Blackliger
Admiral Alex
Ships Ambassador Monastic
Alien Creature Categories:
Odd Creatures......!
Lucky Bunny
(our first strange alien creature!)
"any name suggestions for this creature?"
Introducing Female "BigFoot", Any one
interested in playing this role? and
a name for her?
Emoticon Representatives......!
Emoticon Consultant Representative,
= Prometheus
Special Characters:
Scot's guy, Peter MacKenzie!
(and future crew member)
And to the captain, Oh! Boy! all that hair!
(flashes private parts to assitant and she
giggles!).....and she(L.F.50's assistant)
say's "Oooh! but I liked
that part, the cuteeee! captain being
exposed! and he is not as mean as the
Emoticon Captain!....But of course
I think Mr.Ghosthunter sucks, she say's
because he has NO SENSE OF HUMOR!
Hmmmph! Hmmmph! Let's get back to
the cast list..... As she exposes her large
breastusus and "twing!" and click off screen
occurs!
Last edited by Ghosthunter on 19 Jun 2005, 9:28 pm, edited 2 times in total.
From Ghosthunter,
and I hope this Starship WrongPlanet
is seriously considered! If not, Oh! Well!
Such is my curse of being me!
Any artists interested in drawing this
series? I will start with my photo and
hopefully other cast members will summit
their likeness as well for artistic rendering!
Sincerely,
Ghosthunter
You need to be a bit more patient.
Calm down Ghosthunter. Give others some time. I for one cannot automatically formulate a reply for you just because I have read your post. If you ecxpect any more from me, yes you WILL be disapointed.
I did find this thread halarious but was disappointed to find that you run out of patients within 2 and a half hours of first posting.
I think your cartoon idea is brilliant too and if I could draw I would do it.
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Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,525
Location: My Posh Leather Chair. England.
GH, I don't have a home link to the internet, so as much I like, I can't stay abrest off all events 24/7, as I am limited by my work hours/library hours.
But, sure, I'll participate in your. . . . .adventure
/me covered in neanderthal love goo
Help! can anyone hear me!?
/me clicks on transponder (is that right?)
Captain, this is Prometheus. Can you hear me?
/me is jerked into cave and I drop transponder. . . . .
to be continued. ..
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Location: Australia
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:51 pm
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You need to be a bit more patient.
Calm down Ghosthunter. Give others some time.
I for one cannot automatically formulate a reply
for you just because I have read your post. If
you ecxpect any more from me, yes you WILL
be disapointed.
I wasn't trying to dissappoint you! I was just
expressing a sincere emotion that I didn't want
to harbour and linger with. I am usually
very patient and this travel and journey
thing has me on pins and needles! So I
appologize for any unintended impoliteness!
to find that you run out of patients within 2 and a
half hours of first posting.
Again, I am still autist spectrumed, and there
is a point we all have where patience will
ebb. I am much more refocused again.
I do want to explain the origin of this "getting
my worse" feeling! I, as a adult don't like
repeating myself for others pleasure, nor be
ignored if I make a heart felt effort in communicating.
When I was younger I would be "Pleading for attention"
and give my heart unwisely for attention. Now my "worse"
is I burn down the forests of those thoughts, and further
isolate myself from the scenerio, be it the "house of pain
and suffering", San Francisco, and not intended for
wrong planet. But when my last 3 pre-travel forum
updates were ignored and I felt like some "STUPID
HIGHSCHOOLER-AND PLEASE BE MY FRIEND" feeling
I burn down that forest and it's origin. I am not
"STUPID LITTLE GHOSTHUNTER" like I use to be,
and was expecting better than silence on W.P.N .
That silence is the equivelent to the physical world
I already experience from living day by day. I put more
of my heart lately in my travel posts because I care
for you folks and expect better than silence, like the
last 3 pre-travel forums I have done. I am in a "burning"
state of mind and patience, and don't want to burn
this W.P.N bridge as I am doing to my San Francisco
bridge. I want to keep my time at WrongPlanet as
a positive one, not one that is negative.
draw I would do it.
I like the idea and I may do heraldic art! but not
so much cartooning, though I like comic books.
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Posts: 111
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:19 pm
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Um, I think I'm scarred for life. Can you put me
in those stories somehow? Not the cross breeding
ones. Cause I usually like your stories.
I say thanks for the past tense story compliment.
As you can see I scan the posts people make
and build from there my stories, so if opportunity
permits I try to find spots.
What do you think of the StarShip WrongPlanet
past stories I included in a library of past stories
posts.
I am sorry the crossing breeding traumatizing.
Did it really truamatize you? Or is this humor
that I am mis-translating?
Thankyou for posting as well!
Sincerely,
Ghosthunter
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Posts: 487
Location: Right behind you with an M112 Assault Rifle
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:13 am Post subject:
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Och aye. Capt'n, you wanted a wee shot of scotch?
*hands whoever it concerns a massive, like 4 pint,
glass of scotch* Theres ya wee shot.
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For the record the Scotch was for the "Scottish
Guy" but I love your improvising and giving it
to the captain. This is why I am glad to have
others feedback. I find refreshing ideas this
way. Thanks for this idea!
So? What do you think so far of the past to
present story links and posts?
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Posts: 823
Location: US; male, 33
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:52 am
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Ghosthunter wrote:
Hmmm...
I'm sorry, 10 pages are just too much for me
to read on a workday.
Sorry! I had a slight impatient moment yesterday.
I didn't mean to be so rude! I am usually a nice
person, and I still have autistic tendencies as like
eveyone else, so I can have my irate moments.
Sincerely,
Ghosthunter
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