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13 Mar 2008, 8:33 pm

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But I don't WANNA go to bed! I just got out of it! :evil: :)

8O Argue with a ninja will you?!? 8O
...well, ... alright then. But don't let it happen again. (...wisely fades back into invisibility, while the getting is good...)



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13 Mar 2008, 8:34 pm

Lauri, lacking loquaciousness, lurks lazily....



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13 Mar 2008, 8:38 pm

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Lauri, lacking loquaciousness, lurks lazily....

8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
Lauri, lacking loquaciousness???! !!???
Suddenly, the earth slows, stops, then begins spinning backwards, and heavenly hosts appear announcing "'Tis now the end of time. Show's over."



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13 Mar 2008, 8:45 pm

Chuck wrote:
blessedmom wrote:
Lauri, lacking loquaciousness, lurks lazily....

8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
Lauri, lacking loquaciousness???! !!???
Suddenly, the earth slows, stops, then begins spinning backwards, and heavenly hosts appear announcing "'Tis now the end of time. Show's over."


Turning my computer off early for 5 nights in a row and leaving it off all day today didn't do it. I had to quit talking.

And what are you doing awake, Ninja Chuck??



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13 Mar 2008, 8:46 pm

...erm, meant lovingly, appreciating your gift of gab. NOT meaning you GAB , so to speak, or that the quantity is, ...ummm, excessive, but more along the lines of just right , as a manner of speaking, so to speak, that is to say...
(...Chuck fades back into invisibility...)



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13 Mar 2008, 8:49 pm

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...erm, meant lovingly, appreciating your gift of gab. NOT meaning you GAB , so to speak, or that the quantity is, ...ummm, excessive, but more along the lines of just right , as a manner of speaking, so to speak, that is to say...
(...Chuck fades back into invisibility...)


ummmmm......... okey dokey.

I'm going knit while I contemplate which pointy sticks to get you with, the metal, bamboo or rosewood??! !! !! Decisions, decisions..........



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13 Mar 2008, 8:52 pm

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...And what are you doing awake, Ninja Chuck??

Ninjas don't sleep. You know, one eye open and all that. Neither political news, nor droning pedant, nor Nascar race shall cause our eyes to close...



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13 Mar 2008, 8:55 pm

Chuck wrote:
blessedmom wrote:
...And what are you doing awake, Ninja Chuck??

Ninjas don't sleep. You know, one eye open and all that. Neither political news, nor droning pedant, nor Nascar race shall cause our eyes to close...


Wanna hear about the new Alpaca yarn we got at the store?? Or maybe the cool new crochet books for making hats? I know, I got a new book full of beautiful Arans with cables and bobbles and all sorts of different stitches! I'm going to start with........blah, blah, blahh.......



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13 Mar 2008, 8:58 pm

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...I'm going knit while I contemplate which pointy sticks to get you with, the metal, bamboo or rosewood??! !! !! Decisions, decisions..........


8O
As a ninja I was going to suggest using chopsticks, but then, realizing their intended purpose, I think two wet noodles are best.



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13 Mar 2008, 9:04 pm

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...Wanna hear about the new Alpaca yarn we got at the store?? Or maybe the cool new crochet books for making hats? I know, I got a new book full of beautiful Arans with cables and bobbles and all sorts of different stitches! I'm going to start with........blah, blah, blahh.......


8O The fabled Alpaca yarn lore spewing Red Dragoness Lady!! ! 8O
8O I thought her a myth!! ! 8O
(...Chuck slips into invisibility, covering his ears, before the fate that befell Rip Van Winkle becomes his own...)



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13 Mar 2008, 9:08 pm

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Ninja Chuck's nincompoop chopping chumps:
[you tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_NQCTbvRnM[/youtube]
(...What kind of wood is this?!? :lol: :lol: :lol: )

That would be ordinary wood. It's really quite hard to break wood, particularly when you have placed it on two cinder blocks that are only about four inches apart! What was it? About 1.5"x3"? Much easier to break bone.

The guy who put the apple on top of the dummy... those were the days, when I could have kicked that off with one foot, without bothering to take the other foot off the ground (well, nearly). (I loved the way it gently rolled off at the end.)


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13 Mar 2008, 9:17 pm

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...that would be ordinary wood. It's really quite hard to break wood, particularly when you have placed it on two cinder blocks that are only about four inches apart! What was it? About 1.5"x3"? Much easier to break bone.

The guy who put the apple on top of the dummy... those were the days, when I could have kicked that off with one foot, without bothering to take the other foot off the ground (well, nearly). (I loved the way it gently rolled off at the end.)


...ninja Chuck slips in on Lau, implanting the subliminal message that he is supposed to be asleep now, in preparation for his upcoming job - 8O ninja Chuck suddenly realizes that he himself has fallen asleep, the Red Dragoness Lady having succeeded with her spell, and ninja Lau is in fact sleeping, and it is ninja Lau's spirit that has entered ninja Chuck's dream in the dream world... ...oy, this is getting confusing...



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13 Mar 2008, 9:22 pm

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hartzofspace wrote:
But I don't WANNA go to bed! I just got out of it! :evil: :)

8O Argue with a ninja will you?!? 8O
...well, ... alright then. But don't let it happen again. (...wisely fades back into invisibility, while the getting is good...)


:lol: Okay, back to bed with me.


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13 Mar 2008, 9:34 pm

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... :lol: Okay, back to bed with me.

...ninja Chuck, much relieved that Hartz did not stay to fight... ...erm, I mean,
that's right! You BETTER go to bed! Don't make me break out the Code of Manu on you!
(...ninja Chuck bravely hides under the cloak of invisibility until another day...)



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13 Mar 2008, 10:22 pm

Merle, moping, mumbles meanderingly marvelous mystical myths



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13 Mar 2008, 10:41 pm

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Merle, moping, mumbles meanderingly marvelous mystical myths


Hi, everyone. Just wanted you to know I wasn't dead, but my internet was.

So, anyone been following this crap about the New York governor? If I were the guy's wife, I would be pretty angry.

But, then, if I were the guy's wife, I would have to have a sex change.