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10 May 2008, 7:36 am
10 May 2008, 8:13 am
10 May 2008, 9:16 am
Chuck wrote:
Message from a reincarnated Ouija board:
"The crystal ball is a fake!
It's a fake I say!
Don't listen to a thing it says!
It's a fake!! ! A FAKE!! !"
"The crystal ball is a fake!
It's a fake I say!
Don't listen to a thing it says!
It's a fake!! ! A FAKE!! !"
This sounds like a case of the pot calling the kettle black.
10 May 2008, 9:30 am
Chuck flies apterously in, which is to say, face-plants a poison ivy patch. Flying too close to the sun, tempting 17th century fate with beeswax wings, he catches a whiff of Power Bar, and returns to present time encased in wax drippings. Safe from the oils of poison ivy, he finds he cannot get up. "Dangeth! Will have to wait for the molt!"
Suddenly, his leg begins to itch, and he sees that the wax has not covered it. And he cannot bend to scratch it. 
"Double dangeth!! ! Ah, life!! ! Thou art pain and playmate! 'Twere I not so deserving of this fate, I wouldst complaineth. Eth."
10 May 2008, 9:48 am
cosmiccat wrote:
...This sounds like a case of the pot calling the kettle black.
Exactly so!! ! In my dream as a reincarnated Ouija board, I spent my time ratting on the crystal ball. Which reduced my own credibility, and no one believed anything I said! So.... yet another wasted lifetime. *SIGH*
Live a lifetime, learn a lesson.
Good thing I live several in my dreams. Perhaps I shall come back one day as sidewalk chalk.
10 May 2008, 11:38 am
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10 May 2008, 11:41 am
10 May 2008, 12:16 pm
lau wrote:
wanders past aimlessly...
"Has anyone seen Lemon?"
... wanders off towards the interesting geometric object just under the thing held up by that awkwardly placed stick...
"Has anyone seen Lemon?"
... wanders off towards the interesting geometric object just under the thing held up by that awkwardly placed stick...
...with his one free poison ivy-covered leg, encased Chuck peeks under the boxtrap placed for Lemon ...and discovers Lau inside!
"Lau! How nice to discover you inside my trap ...erm, shade box. Would you be so kind as to construct a bonfire large enough to melt my waxy coat? I would appreciate it very much. I hope, ...erm, that you have enjoyed the shade."
10 May 2008, 1:04 pm
Chuck wrote:
scene four turns on the semiotic values of hair worn up or down and disheveled: Constance enters "distracted, with her hair about her ears" ; "Lady, you utter madness, and not sorrow", Pandolf rebukes her, yet Ophelia insists that "I am not mad; this hair I tear is mine"; she is repeatedly bid to "bind up your hairs"; she obeys, then subsequently unbinds it again, insisting "I will not keep this form upon my head / When there is such disorder in my wit."
"Ophelia! Be it unknownst to thou that thee be the second moon of Uranus?!", asks Hamlet, entering the wrong play. "Now, get thee off thy branch, lest it break and thou dost fall drowning in yon river."
"Ophelia! Be it unknownst to thou that thee be the second moon of Uranus?!", asks Hamlet, entering the wrong play. "Now, get thee off thy branch, lest it break and thou dost fall drowning in yon river."
Well, Chuck, all I can say is:
The Hybrid on Battlestar Galactica wrote:
All these things at once and many more, not because it wishes harm, but because it likes violent vibrations to change constantly. Then shall the maidens rejoice at the dance. Structural integrity of node cell restored; repressurizing. The children of the one reborn shall find their own country. Intruder swarmed like flame, like the whirlwind. Hope soaring to slaughter all their best against our hulls. Replace internal control accumulators 4 through 19. They'll start growing ripe on us pretty soon. Compartamentalize integrity conflicts with the obligation to provide access. FTL sync fault uncorrected. No ceremonies are necessary.
Then shall the maidens rejoice at the dance. Structural integrity of Node 7 restored; repressurizing. The children of the one reborn shall find their own country. End of line.
Reset. Track mode monitor malfunction traced. Recharge compressors; increase the output to 50%. Assume the relaxation like the photons. Diverse contact is inevitable leading to information bleed. FTL sync fault uncorrected. No ceremonies are necessary. Centrifugal force reacts to the rotating frame of reference. The obstinate toy soldier becomes pliant. The city devours the land; the people devour the city; ???.
Assume relaxation like the photons in the sample atmosphere is constant. Intruders swarmed like flame, like the whirlwind. Hope soaring to slaughter all their best against our hulls. All these things at once and many more, not because it wishes harm, but because it likes violent vibrations to change constantly. Reset. But you are a spark of God's fire! Core update complete; threat detection matrix enabled. The received dose is altered by the delayed gamma burst. Active. Execute. The children of the one reborn shall find their own country. End of line
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Thus will it come to pass: the dying leader will know the truth of the opera house; the missing Three will give you the Five who have come from the home of the Thirteenth. You are the harbinger of death, Kara Thrace. You will lead them all to their end. End of line.
Then shall the maidens rejoice at the dance. Structural integrity of Node 7 restored; repressurizing. The children of the one reborn shall find their own country. End of line.
Reset. Track mode monitor malfunction traced. Recharge compressors; increase the output to 50%. Assume the relaxation like the photons. Diverse contact is inevitable leading to information bleed. FTL sync fault uncorrected. No ceremonies are necessary. Centrifugal force reacts to the rotating frame of reference. The obstinate toy soldier becomes pliant. The city devours the land; the people devour the city; ???.
Assume relaxation like the photons in the sample atmosphere is constant. Intruders swarmed like flame, like the whirlwind. Hope soaring to slaughter all their best against our hulls. All these things at once and many more, not because it wishes harm, but because it likes violent vibrations to change constantly. Reset. But you are a spark of God's fire! Core update complete; threat detection matrix enabled. The received dose is altered by the delayed gamma burst. Active. Execute. The children of the one reborn shall find their own country. End of line
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Thus will it come to pass: the dying leader will know the truth of the opera house; the missing Three will give you the Five who have come from the home of the Thirteenth. You are the harbinger of death, Kara Thrace. You will lead them all to their end. End of line.
10 May 2008, 1:45 pm
DeaconBlues wrote:
...Well, Chuck, all I can say is:
The Hybrid on Battlestar Galactica wrote:
All these things at once and many more, not because it wishes harm, but because it likes violent vibrations to change constantly. Then shall the maidens rejoice at the dance. Structural integrity of node cell restored; repressurizing. The children of the one reborn shall find their own country. Intruder swarmed like flame, like the whirlwind. Hope soaring to slaughter all their best against our hulls. Replace internal control accumulators 4 through 19. They'll start growing ripe on us pretty soon. Compartamentalize integrity conflicts with the obligation to provide access. FTL sync fault uncorrected. No ceremonies are necessary.
Then shall the maidens rejoice at the dance. Structural integrity of Node 7 restored; repressurizing. The children of the one reborn shall find their own country. End of line.
Reset. Track mode monitor malfunction traced. Recharge compressors; increase the output to 50%. Assume the relaxation like the photons. Diverse contact is inevitable leading to information bleed. FTL sync fault uncorrected. No ceremonies are necessary. Centrifugal force reacts to the rotating frame of reference. The obstinate toy soldier becomes pliant. The city devours the land; the people devour the city; ???.
Assume relaxation like the photons in the sample atmosphere is constant. Intruders swarmed like flame, like the whirlwind. Hope soaring to slaughter all their best against our hulls. All these things at once and many more, not because it wishes harm, but because it likes violent vibrations to change constantly. Reset. But you are a spark of God's fire! Core update complete; threat detection matrix enabled. The received dose is altered by the delayed gamma burst. Active. Execute. The children of the one reborn shall find their own country. End of line
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Thus will it come to pass: the dying leader will know the truth of the opera house; the missing Three will give you the Five who have come from the home of the Thirteenth. You are the harbinger of death, Kara Thrace. You will lead them all to their end. End of line.
Then shall the maidens rejoice at the dance. Structural integrity of Node 7 restored; repressurizing. The children of the one reborn shall find their own country. End of line.
Reset. Track mode monitor malfunction traced. Recharge compressors; increase the output to 50%. Assume the relaxation like the photons. Diverse contact is inevitable leading to information bleed. FTL sync fault uncorrected. No ceremonies are necessary. Centrifugal force reacts to the rotating frame of reference. The obstinate toy soldier becomes pliant. The city devours the land; the people devour the city; ???.
Assume relaxation like the photons in the sample atmosphere is constant. Intruders swarmed like flame, like the whirlwind. Hope soaring to slaughter all their best against our hulls. All these things at once and many more, not because it wishes harm, but because it likes violent vibrations to change constantly. Reset. But you are a spark of God's fire! Core update complete; threat detection matrix enabled. The received dose is altered by the delayed gamma burst. Active. Execute. The children of the one reborn shall find their own country. End of line
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Thus will it come to pass: the dying leader will know the truth of the opera house; the missing Three will give you the Five who have come from the home of the Thirteenth. You are the harbinger of death, Kara Thrace. You will lead them all to their end. End of line.
Exactly as I would have thought.
Now, if the missing Three give you the Five, there were originally Two who left the home of the Thirteenth to search for the missing Three, and Eight stayed (someone had to do the laundry). So for a time the home of the Thirteenth was the home of the Tenth, and then of the Eighth, until all were found and all was well, and until it was discovered that Kara Thrace would lead them all to their death - so they would have been better off having been satisfied with being the home of the Twelfth, less a harbinger of death.
It would appear. I think.
Now let me ask you:
In my attempt to fly to the sun, I stood atop a ten foot platform, from which to leap and gain some soaring altitude. Standing at platform edge in fear, my wax wings melted - so that was as close as I ever got (prior to falling off).
So, was this a valiant attempt, or a dismal failure? Where does one draw the line in this distinction?
Had I attached wax wings to a Valiant and driven off the platform,
... would my performance have been made more valiant?
(just for future reference)
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10 May 2008, 2:19 pm
10 May 2008, 2:55 pm
Australian study finds that tall women have a higher cancer risk due to melanoma:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23 ... public_rss
Well, duh! They are closer to the sun.
Perhaps tall women should walk stooped, or on all fours. I'm wondering how short women on stilts fare.
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10 May 2008, 6:51 pm
10 May 2008, 7:33 pm
10 May 2008, 10:38 pm
10 May 2008, 10:54 pm
Chuck wrote:
...daydreaming, Chuck suddenly suddenly snaps alert due to movement: the box has fallen! "Ha! Success!! !"
Chuck lifts the box, peeks inside and...
LEMON!! !
I'd have thought the box with paints beneath would have caught you...
...Chuck quickly spies the fallen box with paints beneath and sees ...movement!?!
..now, who could be in there!?!
Chuck lifts the box, peeks inside and...
LEMON!! !
I'd have thought the box with paints beneath would have caught you...
...Chuck quickly spies the fallen box with paints beneath and sees ...movement!?!
..now, who could be in there!?!
Me!! LET ME OUT!!
At least I'm in one of them. Why did you have to lay out so many traps?
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