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SaveFerris
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06 Oct 2019, 8:37 pm

EzraS wrote:

Wait. That doesn't look the same as the pictures you sent me on Tinder

Nice one Ez , now everyone knows we are both PUA's on Tinder

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bhawk
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07 Oct 2019, 12:46 am

Last week, i may have had a midlife crisis.....after 5 years i randomly decided to chop my beard off.
It feels SO...FRIGGIN....WEIRD!

I somehow, creepily, look younger and older at the same time

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07 Oct 2019, 1:54 am

bhawk wrote:

Last week, i may have had a midlife crisis.....after 5 years i randomly decided to chop my beard off.
It feels SO...FRIGGIN....WEIRD!

I somehow, creepily, look younger and older at the same time

You look good! Suits you!

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07 Oct 2019, 9:34 am

bhawk wrote:

Last week, i may have had a midlife crisis.....after 5 years i randomly decided to chop my beard off.
It feels SO...FRIGGIN....WEIRD!

I somehow, creepily, look younger and older at the same time

Looks good!

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SaveFerris
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07 Oct 2019, 11:01 am

bhawk wrote:

Last week, i may have had a midlife crisis.....after 5 years i randomly decided to chop my beard off.
It feels SO...FRIGGIN....WEIRD!

I somehow, creepily, look younger and older at the same time

It takes years of you , you look much younger , nice dog

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EzraS
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07 Oct 2019, 11:53 am

smudge
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07 Oct 2019, 12:12 pm

bhawk wrote:

Last week, i may have had a midlife crisis.....after 5 years i randomly decided to chop my beard off.
It feels SO...FRIGGIN....WEIRD!

I somehow, creepily, look younger and older at the same time

You have a friendly face. I like that. I love your dog.

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07 Oct 2019, 12:16 pm

EzraS wrote:

My team of highly trained cyber-operatives working aorund the clock using bleeding-edge hypertechnology have unveiled, for your viewing, the most accurate rendition of the entity known only as "EzraS"

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SaveFerris
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07 Oct 2019, 12:19 pm

^ Nice doxxing skills

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07 Oct 2019, 3:39 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

I'd bum you.

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07 Oct 2019, 3:44 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

And here..we have..the lesser spotted..flamingo vagina head male...in the wild...seeking a mate....

(excuse the elipisesesis but david attenburgh voice demands them )

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07 Oct 2019, 8:15 pm

BDavro wrote:

I'd bum you.

And I'd feminise you with my teeth :mrgreen:

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07 Oct 2019, 8:18 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

BDavro wrote:

I'd bum you.

And I'd feminise you with my teeth :mrgreen:

Vagina Dentata.

We share the same penis biting fetish.

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08 Oct 2019, 1:47 am

SaveFerris wrote:

You look...nowhere Close to how I pictured. More like a more hardcore version of Taliesin Jaffe. Well played.

BDavro wrote:

And here..we have..the lesser spotted..flamingo vagina head male...in the wild...seeking a mate....

(excuse the elipisesesis but david attenburgh voice demands them )

Flamingoes do not have vaginas. Don't ask.

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bhawk
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08 Oct 2019, 2:39 pm

smudge wrote:

bhawk wrote:

Last week, i may have had a midlife crisis.....after 5 years i randomly decided to chop my beard off.
It feels SO...FRIGGIN....WEIRD!

I somehow, creepily, look younger and older at the same time

You have a friendly face. I like that. I love your dog.

Have him, and the other two, theyre cute but theyre dicks! :lol: