16 Aug 2007, 11:10 am
Chuck, Aren't you supposed to be going to the gym? 
Off you go. Shoo!
16 Aug 2007, 11:18 am
krex wrote:
Chuck,I hope you are putting some of your humor to good use in your childrens books.You certainly make me get the giggles.
Nonscientific internet information....alert!alert!alert!
So,I did a little home experiment based on something I read in one of those "home remedies"(for people to poor or cheap to shell out for perscription or over the counter crap).I had several cuts on my hand from work related"get down,bad dog,bad dog" situations.(Just kidding,I never shame the dogs).Soooo,the suggestion was to clean the wound and put on a dap of honey instead of one of the antibacterial goos.I left it one one cut for 3 days and it is almost healed.The two cuts that received no "treatment or bandaid" are only a bit "healed".Test result...honey and bandaid caused 80%(OK,I just pulled that number out of the air)faster healing......If you buy honey from your local area it is also suposed to lessen allergic reactions to local plants.(The body gets "use" to the pollen particles in the honey and doesnt create the antihesitmines...plus it's good on buttered toast.)
Nonscientific internet information....alert!alert!alert!
So,I did a little home experiment based on something I read in one of those "home remedies"(for people to poor or cheap to shell out for perscription or over the counter crap).I had several cuts on my hand from work related"get down,bad dog,bad dog" situations.(Just kidding,I never shame the dogs).Soooo,the suggestion was to clean the wound and put on a dap of honey instead of one of the antibacterial goos.I left it one one cut for 3 days and it is almost healed.The two cuts that received no "treatment or bandaid" are only a bit "healed".Test result...honey and bandaid caused 80%(OK,I just pulled that number out of the air)faster healing......If you buy honey from your local area it is also suposed to lessen allergic reactions to local plants.(The body gets "use" to the pollen particles in the honey and doesnt create the antihesitmines...plus it's good on buttered toast.)
I have heard that works. It makes sense as honey is the only food that NEVER spoils. It crystallizes but can still be used.
I use lavendar oil which works amazingly well but smell awful (well, to my over-sensitive nose). I think I'll try the honey next time.
16 Aug 2007, 12:12 pm
16 Aug 2007, 12:15 pm
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16 Aug 2007, 12:20 pm
krex wrote:
Chuck,I hope you are putting some of your humor to good use in your childrens books.You certainly make me get the giggles.
Nonscientific internet information....alert!alert!alert!
So,I did a little home experiment based on something I read in one of those "home remedies"(for people to poor or cheap to shell out for perscription or over the counter crap).I had several cuts on my hand from work related"get down,bad dog,bad dog" situations.(Just kidding,I never shame the dogs).Soooo,the suggestion was to clean the wound and put on a dap of honey instead of one of the antibacterial goos.I left it one one cut for 3 days and it is almost healed.The two cuts that received no "treatment or bandaid" are only a bit "healed".Test result...honey and bandaid caused 80%(OK,I just pulled that number out of the air)faster healing......If you buy honey from your local area it is also suposed to lessen allergic reactions to local plants.(The body gets "use" to the pollen particles in the honey and doesnt create the antihesitmines...plus it's good on buttered toast.)
Nonscientific internet information....alert!alert!alert!
So,I did a little home experiment based on something I read in one of those "home remedies"(for people to poor or cheap to shell out for perscription or over the counter crap).I had several cuts on my hand from work related"get down,bad dog,bad dog" situations.(Just kidding,I never shame the dogs).Soooo,the suggestion was to clean the wound and put on a dap of honey instead of one of the antibacterial goos.I left it one one cut for 3 days and it is almost healed.The two cuts that received no "treatment or bandaid" are only a bit "healed".Test result...honey and bandaid caused 80%(OK,I just pulled that number out of the air)faster healing......If you buy honey from your local area it is also suposed to lessen allergic reactions to local plants.(The body gets "use" to the pollen particles in the honey and doesnt create the antihesitmines...plus it's good on buttered toast.)
"42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot." Steven Wright
Now normaly (normaly?) Steven is dead on for all the information that is fit to print. However
After exhaustive research, which I did while in that semi unconcious state I like to call sleep, I reached the profound conclusion it is NOT 42.7%. I am rather timid to anounce the number, so I won't. I won't because bears would starve in the woods from lack of honey and butter toasts all over the world would have to hide in closets. The goo's wouldn't mind and niether would the muffins (evul kind), but that's just how they are.
My dear Krex,
let us not be hiding what you're really up to. Hiding under the guise of "Nonscientific internet information" and "home experiment based on something" just doesn't cut it. Let us stop calling aligators.... felinoid carnivore, tigers, Kzin and other pinched candys. What we have here is, research. As Steven is correct 72.4% of the time, I will leave you with this mixed message. "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research." So who's candy have you really been pinching? I notice my lifes box of assorted chocholates has more then a few that have been researched. You can have the have the ones that proved to be filled with medicinal marijuana. Just don't you be touchin my bon-bons.
"I have only have only just begun to plagiarize, it's science." postpaleo
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16 Aug 2007, 1:49 pm
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The story behind it......
Bansky is a self described art terrorist, I believe he hails from London. The name Bansky may be made up, I'm a little unclear on that. "I've created a cave painting. It's a bit of rock with a stick man chasing a wildebeast and pushing a shopping cart." He called it "Early Man Goes to the Market" He used the name "Banksymus Maximus" in his added description when he hung his work in Gallery 49 of the British Museum. Of course they had no idea he had done it and later he announced it, I think on the web. It has been added to their permanent collection.
He has done a bunch of high jinks, very clever, humorous and pointedly politcaly incorrect with some of his messages, well to some. Some think his art keepable, in other words the city or museum "art critics" don't bull doze it down, paint over it, remove it, etc.
This is another of his, which he glued to a wall in the Museum of Modern Art, take off on Warhols infamous tomato soup can. I'm not sure how long this one stayed hung till they were told.
I think his comments on the art world to be insightful.
And to my sig buddy Doc Freud. I desired it and I welcomed it when it was done. Now, who the hell told you it was even a crime to begin with? Go stand in the corner and smoke a cigar, I'll let you know when you're done with your time out. I want you to do some thinkin, Mr!!
16 Aug 2007, 2:28 pm
You're cracking me up Postie!
Chuck sends out a signal, trying to summon an unidentified cafe' member:
No response. Thinking she may be playing with her
new dessert-named kitten, he tries again:
Whoops! 
Re-focuses his thoughts, more
along the lines of artist, and tries again:
One more "we love you" message :
Tries a few different signals:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW3z70WMCTg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3x4HvXTyGQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch4vpSVhZBU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY9qcDCFeVI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fCE_ASpejs
16 Aug 2007, 3:09 pm
I don't know anything about anything. (((whistle, whistle))
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16 Aug 2007, 3:13 pm
Chuck wrote:
You're cracking me up Postie!
Paybacks are a b***h aren't they
You had me seriously howling with the horned owl last night. I don't like to laugh, screws up my image I've worked all these years to perfect.
16 Aug 2007, 4:19 pm
blessedmom wrote:
I believe you will find the Lemon in the In-Depth Adult Forum.
Who? What are you talking about?
16 Aug 2007, 4:25 pm
Go back and read it again.
16 Aug 2007, 4:31 pm
postpaleo wrote:
...Paybacks are a b***h aren't they You had me seriously howling with the horned owl last night. I don't like to laugh, screws up my image I've worked all these years to perfect.
You had me seriously howling with the horned owl last night. I don't like to laugh, screws up my image I've worked all these years to perfect.Sorry man!
Forgot about your image! Tell any askers that it was a muscle spasm, and a little gas. Then give them a hard stare over your clenched fist, held close to your face, finger side toward your nose, and ask "What?" Should restore your image. I think.
hang on:
"Calling all image consultants! A little help here!"
We'll get you fixed right up. No need to worry. Except a little.
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16 Aug 2007, 4:33 pm
blessedmom wrote:
:lol: Go back and read it again.
Hey!! ! No fair with the hocus pocus switcheroonie word magic stuff!! ! I'll tell!! !
Lau! Lauri's using too much hocus pocus switcheroonie word magic stuff that you showed us!! !
Ohhhhhhh!! ! You're in troubllllllllle! I told Lau!! !! !
(You saw what happened to Le- , ...er, someone I cannot mention, but is probably inside an alligator after having met Lau, who is probably the London werewolf we've heard about. Ha! You are sooo in trouble).
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16 Aug 2007, 4:48 pm
16 Aug 2007, 4:59 pm
blessedmom wrote:
:P
16 Aug 2007, 5:03 pm
Okay, you win!!
