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04 Aug 2009, 9:29 am

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I use the "quick absorb" technique for learning.

I gently unscrew the top section of my skull, take a book, and dab it gently up and down against my exposed brain. After a few minutes, all the information from the book seeps down into my mind. I repeat the process with any further books I wish to absorb, and then reattach my upper skull section.

I generally don't do this in public places, as I have found most people are very squeamish about such processes.


Now we are talking! !! :P This is exactly what I have been looking for!
I will pay good money to learn this technique!
(Any residual effects? Printing (ink) stains don't affect the brain adversely?)
SIGN ME UP!! !! :D



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04 Aug 2009, 10:01 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y
The danger inherent in juxtaposing Wild Turkey, Twilight Zone, black noir, and massage (Nan warned us! :P ):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzm1DY3h ... re=related
(oh, - and knitting needles. Gotta watch those. And flames. And the #3 in stairwells. And possibly something about reaching hands. Or maybe it's eyeballs you are supposed to be watching out for. Or maybe lips. Door knobs? Microphones? Suspenders? Hat brims? Anybody else have a clue?!)

Anyhoo, it appears that juxtaposing a photograph to a high kinetic energy source produces an interesting visual chemical and physical reaction that would probably divert the interest of small children who might otherwise invest their time torturing dogs.



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04 Aug 2009, 11:14 am

lau wrote:
I use the "quick absorb" technique for learning.....


8O
Site administrator????! !!

Did, ...erm, ...did you use this technique to, ...erm, absorb Alex as well? (Gulp.) 8O
May my curiosity not offend, Oh Absorptive One. :mrgreen:

You know I always loved yas Lau.
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(....backs slowly away, backs slowly away.....)



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04 Aug 2009, 1:09 pm

my gawd! is lau an absorbaloff? 8O 8O 8O :wink:



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04 Aug 2009, 1:09 pm

less caffeine, chuck. MUCH less caffeine. :wink:



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04 Aug 2009, 1:13 pm

wow, that was weird. the nimitz came into port and went back out of port with a 40 hour turnaround, and took a strike group with it. wonder what they're up to. "stuff" is the generic.

lotta helicopters today, too, but i think they're just the local guys.

wish i'd have known she was going back out, i had friday off and would have liked to have seen her go. it's always impressive when a huge city block of a ship passes by at a good rate of speed when one is standing down by the bay....



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04 Aug 2009, 1:57 pm

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... the nimitz came into port and went back out of port with a 40 hour turnaround, and took a strike group with it. wonder what they're up to....


potty break, and replenish the sammiches.



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04 Aug 2009, 3:01 pm

Observing, and speculating, it is possible this group all thinks too fast for me. :scratch:


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04 Aug 2009, 5:33 pm

Chuck wrote:
Nan wrote:
... the nimitz came into port and went back out of port with a 40 hour turnaround, and took a strike group with it. wonder what they're up to....


potty break, and replenish the sammiches.


usually take more than 40 hours.... oh, well. "stuff."



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04 Aug 2009, 7:12 pm

wash the windshield? 2-4-1 burrito special at Sammy-Joe's Casa de Mayo?



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04 Aug 2009, 7:21 pm

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Observing, and speculating, it is possible this group all thinks too fast for me. :scratch:

In my case - n o t p o s s i b l e. :lol:
Think obtusely. Or more to the point, autistically. No illusions of rigid earth-bound thought processes here. Unless you wish for them to exist here. Free for all, and all for free. :wink:



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04 Aug 2009, 9:35 pm

Lots of interesting articles about Asperger and autistic brains lately. One I read said that the decision to reclassify Aspergers and High Functioning Autism as different syndromes in the new DSM may not occur (the only real difference in the two at present is the age at which the 'affected' children begin to speak - and that is now interpreted, again, as "a difference of degree", or "presents on a spectrum" issue rather than a distinctive separating issue):

"A new study in the upcoming issue of Journal of Autism and Developmental Disorders examines the historical emergence of the classification of autism alongside the emergence of the classification of Aspergers.

Link: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19548078

Abstract:

The histories of autism and Asperger’s Disorder (AD), based on original contributions by Kanner and Asperger, are reviewed in relation to DSM-IV diagnostic criteria. Their original articles appear to have influenced the distinction between AD and autism contained within the DSM-IV. Based on up-to-date empirical research, however, it appears that AD and autism are not qualitatively distinct disorders, but are different quantitative manifestations of the same disorder. The differences between AD and autism may be a function of individual variability in these areas, not the manifestation of qualitatively distinct disorders. The DSM-IV criteria for AD and autism need to be considered with their historical developments, and based on empirical evidence, the DSM-IV diagnostic criteria may be subject to critical review.

This paper's conclusion is: despite current practice to separate autism diagnostically from Aspergers, according to this study there is very little difference between the two and, as the author argues, they are simply slightly differing manifestations of the same syndrome.

Sanders (the author) makes the point that these are seen as two distinct disorders is almost entirely due to the fact that Asperger's paper was only introduced into the USA in 1981, one year after the introduction of DSM III . It was further not fully translated into English until 1991. Amazing.

There is apparently talk of separating autism and aspergers in the new revision of the DSM. Based on the contents of this paper I’d say that is very premature."



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04 Aug 2009, 10:00 pm

(((((( CHUCK!! ))))))))) (Aspie Hug! :D )


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05 Aug 2009, 1:37 am

Lurking from the Vancouver airport. I have been in Canada for a fortnight visiting relatives, in particular one of my grandmothers who is gravely ill and does not have much time left. Not the happiest of reasons to have come here, but it's been very good to catch up with family and friends. Have been off the forums for... eek! As long as 48 hours at a stretch! (And lived to tell about it. :) )

I'll be back home about 24 hours from now, tornadoes in Toronto permitting. :D



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05 Aug 2009, 6:59 am

Hey Merle! :D Good to see yas!
Hope that you have been enjoying yourself, immersing yourself in fun projects, and are healthy, happy and (as always) wise! :wink:

Best wishes on a safe trip home SleepyDragon! Maybe the Toronto tornados will speed your long trip home to Australia! (gotsta look on the bright side of life :P ).

Take care!
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05 Aug 2009, 7:08 am

This is already showing in California and New York. Should be all over the US by the end of August:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnoNQa_qUm4[/youtube]

Why am I already cringing? If I go, I'll be on the back row near an exit behind a very large bag of popcorn that I can either hide behind or bury myself in. Oy.