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Are you implying that my big stick is not good enough for your pillaging party? (I talking 6 ft poll arm BTW)

Ok so I am usually more of a plunder then a pillager but I think the skills needed would be transferable

Look, I'm going to have to be honest with you here. I'm not sure how suitable a plunderer is for pillaging. As you know, there's been a serious downturn in the profits coming out of the pillaging industry over the last three years. Countless good and decent pillagers have had to be let go. These were people with families, men and women with countless mouths to feed. Now due to industrial relation reforms, we really have to be picky about who joins our crew. I mean, first of all I'd need to have a look at your Pillaging CV. After that, I'll have a talk to the senior boss and see if we can find you some sort of transition work experience job, like making coffee for the real pillagers and such. I know it's hard, but thems the breaks I'm afraid.

Well I am not much of a plunder really, only worked on a few free lance jobs my real trade is hired goon but there is so little call for work these days *sigh* oh well I don’t think I would be very good at making coffee I think maybe I should just prowl around and see if I cant just stir up trouble on my own.