Hi everyone my cat is fancy

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I am certainly glad my cat doesn't care if I am fancy. Both of us probably rate 0 on the fanciness meter. He looks similar to your cat as far as color and eyes, but his hair is longer and he is fat. He is like what a cat would looked like if it smoked pot. He really hates other animals too. He does like to attack random objects though. That is his hobby.

Oh, you should consider yourself very fortunate indeed, he would CONSTANTLY get on you for not being "fancy" enough for his tastes. If you have a Facebook he would embarrass you by adding your friends and telling them how unfancy you are and then you would get into stupid arguments over stuff so stupid you don't even know why you're arguing about it! But I can't complain; after all, I DID ask for the super fancy extra special deluxe cat...
I started college again this semester, and he INSISTED that I take a Piano class! I mean, I kind of wanted to take one anyway, but he is putting a lot of pressure on me about it... he will KILL me if I don't get an A on my test!
Yesterday was his birthday. He HAD To get a fancy new bow tie, this time with a shirt collar for extra fancy. But he can't seem to keep it straight, and he's always scratching it (and he doesn't even have fleas which means the collar itself must be itchy; fancy things DO tend to be stuffy and itchy) and somehow it even has a pasta sauce stain on it! (probably my bad...)