You look like me, but with a worse haircut. Having said that, I'm a bit fatter than you, so I lose out there.
Perhaps there is an Asperger's look... brown hair, glasses, thick lips (for a man). That's you and me both.
BTW, seeing as we've been diagosed with a neurological disability, maybe 'ret*d' isn't the best term, even though none of us are. There but for the grace of God...