Mine is my favourite space ship from the Ian M Banks novels. It is huge, I mean realy big, like 100Km long and 40 high and can travel at 60,000 times the speed of light in hyperspace by connecting to the energy grid which holds space time together.
It is sentient, with a mind which weighs something like 10,000 tones but exists in a hyper spacial state in an elipsoid about 10 meters long. It has a fascination with pain...ways of inflicting it, ways of experiancing it. It investigates old wars from various cultures accross the galaxy. It likes to probe the minds of alien species using it's effectors, to get information on wars or to punish them for them - which is frowned upon by it's fellow ships, so they nick named it the meat fu**er.
I'm also a bit unsure about all this AS thing, I think it's a bit of a grey area........
PS - I reccomend the Banks 'Culture' Novels - best SF in the world I promis you!
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