The Dino-Aspie Ex-Café (for Those 40+... or feeling creaky)

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Lemon, you can laugh when you hear about my funeral!

All right, here you go.


Just be clear that these really are a loan. Where I come from, a man's feathers are a personal thing. He may loan them to someone else, but never ever give them away.

For the explanation, ask Mom. She knows. She knows everything.

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You people! One might think you were victims of the giggle loop.
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HOLY HANNA!! ! I just put the dogs out and it's SNOWING!!


Oh, Good morning/afternoon/evening, everyone!!

You are about to enter THE TWIGHT ZONE!! ! Standing in line and waiting for the plane to take off will take 2 or three hours. But will feel like 6 days. The 12 hour flight - 6 months. Your time with your daughter - 6 eye blinks. So DON'T blink your eyes!! ! Keep them wiiiiide open!! ! When your daughter asks, "Mum what's wrong?" Stare at her with wild unblinking eyes and reply, "Nothing. Why do you ask?"

At the least, she'll call you and visit you more often to see how your eyes are doing.

Hope you two have a great time together!

(Try not to get caned this time while in Vietnam).

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Ok, here's what we do. Lau writes a program that when downloaded, sucks the viewer of the computer screen down a black hole. You put Lau's program in your Screenplay Software Box, and return it to the company you bought it from. Address it to the CEO of the company, and include a letter that states:

"Would you please look at the disc I bought from you? It contains pictures of me naked! !! ! I'm not sure what happened, but when I put your disc into my computer, it mixed with my files, and now all my best award winning nudes are mixed with your program!?! Please take a look and see if you can figure out how this happened.

Signed,
Hot, bothered, and curious"

What did Nan and I tell you about leaving the "good" stuff at work?

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You people! One might think you were victims of the giggle loop.
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Isn't that the truth!

Thanks for the loan! I'm done, you can have them back now. Those were might fine big ones too!
(I used them in different clay models so I could get the angle of the feathers just right when making my own Mercury shoes. The mercury hasn't affected me at all).

To the First Nation's people, feathers in head dresses were highly revered and to steal one from another person was an act of defiance and disrespect. They were stolen from the warriors of other tribes that had been killed and then kept as prizes.

Feather head dresses

You said it was about to happen! But it came a couple weeks early? It can only mean ....

Nan sells her house today!
Merle returns after being kidnapped by bears! Who build her a new home and got her a great job!
Lemon finds a perfect job today!
Hartz gets her money back!
Lau goes to bed at 6:00pm! And sleeps until noon! And awakens last week!
Nannarob enjoys her whole trip glitch free, and time stands still only during the visit!
richie wins the lottery!
Postie finds everything SwampBlossum ever moved and/or hid! And can do math and numbers!
Grommit is "cured" of autism! But opts to go back to Aspie! And sells the movie rights to: "My NT Life and Times".
Quatermass finds a time portal! and his pool repels birds!
Inventor's book sales beats J.K Rowling's!
Lauri gets a snow day! And three wishes! and makes them come true!
Everyone I didn't name gets life everlasting! Or chocolate! Whichever they prefer!
Everyone I did name can opt for either of the above instead!

wow chuck !
you're an angel ! !

actually i might have a job, know it tomorrow, it's not a dreamjob though, just a simple job.
as a receptionist that replaces ill receptionists, so a few days here and a few days there, with the friday already for the next five months.
i like the fact that i won't have real collegues, no hassle with seeing each other on special occasions

thanks nannarob, for the laughing

I suppose Plywood would be a bit too basic. Still, it's free, and you can always improve it. What exactly does screenplay writing software need to do?
Now, if you were wanting to be doing cross stitch, I have Kxstitch installed, and it seems rather good.

Just wanted to say that I'm lurking, have a GREAT trip Nannorob, enjoy ALL the time you can w/ your daughter. Blessedmom, not SNOW allready, I'm too unmotivated to dig the studded tires out of storage. Just don't feel like it. Hows your van doing by the way. Nothing really to say, no bike riding, its raining blah,blah,blah..Oy yeah if anyone can think of an Acronym for the MPs here at Elemdorf and Ft. Rich it would be GREAT. (Please see thread under "Autism Discussion" it explains it more fully, I'm too lazy to type it all again also.) These parents NEED our help. One lady had Childrens Services called on her because the MPs knew NOTHING about autism, it's time for them to get wise. And they need our help.

Yes, snow already!! And it hasn't stopped all day. And there is a ccoolldd North wind! I took the dogs for a walk and did I think to take my gloves and head band? NO! The van is parked until Thursday when I can get the new alternator put in. I picked it up and my father will put it in for me. He was a mechanic for many years and still enjoys doing the occasional job. This is where the Aspie in him shows itself. You tell him something mechanical is broken and he gets SSOOOO excited.

I was reading a book that I have on Asperger's and teens and there is a whole chapter devoted to teaching a child how to deal with police and how to talk to the police about your child. It had never occured to me that it might be important but it is very important. My youngest son had a man accuse him of stealing in a store we were in. Luckily, it is by my house and the staff all know him. I was paying and he was just standing looking at a display and I heard this guy raising his voice. He accused my son of looking guilty because he wouldn't look him in the eye. My son tends to laugh when he is nervous and that made the guy even worse. It was a darn good thing that the clerk happened to get to them before me and asked the man to leave for harrassing a customer. My son didn't understand what exactly had occurred. He didn't realize that he was being bullied. And that scared me more than rest of the situation. He would have no idea how to act if he had to be involved with the police or was accused of a crime and I'm afraid it wouldn't look good for him. My other AS son would get it and adjust his behaviour, but the younger one wouldn't. I think what you are doing is awesome. It would just be nice if ALL police, etc. had to have training about dealing with autistic children and adults.

Snow this early?! A few more weeks and we start getting just a little bit of frost, with a few days of Indian Summer.....
Then dreary November. I shiver just thinking about it.