Spazzergasm wrote:
KaiG wrote:
I need to make an attractive female friend, as it's now clear to me that attractive females travel in packs.

It is kind of true. Same with guys! You don't usually see dogs and hotties mixed with each other, as depressing as that is.

I once heard people use the term "friend-zilla", which means the ugly friend in a group of hot friends. When your friends go after the hot group, the heroic one has to volunteer to distract the zilla by pretending to chat them up - "taking the bullet" or "jumping on the grenade". Thank you for the nice compliment.