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11 Nov 2007, 3:26 am

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EEEEEEWWWWWWW! I find I am constantly amazed at the ineptitude and stupidity of certain people that are allowed to raise children! :roll: 8O :evil: This woman sounds like an all-round clueless moron.

I had an acquaintance working as a nutritionist. I'll give you the worst example of food hygiene she told me about, but I warn you that what follows is a lot more disgusting than soy bacon in tuna. You read on at your own risk.

My acquaintance visited a family whose diet consisted mostly of fish and chips, or meat and chips (French fries for most Americans, Freedom fries for some). Vegetables were considered alien. Their normal way of getting rid of leftovers and cleaning the ketchup and mayonnaise off the plates was to put the plates on the floor and let their dogs lick off whatever was left.

No, the kids were not taken into care.



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11 Nov 2007, 6:49 am

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G,night, Richie! I'm guessing you'll be visited by a few cats in your dreams. (You win, I can't think of anything to say in my posts so you'll get to 3,000 first. :wink: )

We'll see who gets to 3000 before this thread gets to 600 pages......
I just got up and I still have Echoes echoing in my head...
Heres a sample of some their goodies: Loreena McKennit Live at The Alhambra Palace 2006 And of course there is Yoyo Ma and his Silk Road Ensemble.


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11 Nov 2007, 6:51 am

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My acquaintance visited a family whose diet consisted mostly of fish and chips, or meat and chips (French fries for most Americans, Freedom fries for some). Vegetables were considered alien. Their normal way of getting rid of leftovers and cleaning the ketchup and mayonnaise off the plates was to put the plates on the floor and let their dogs lick off whatever was left.


Now I'm picturing Gillian McKeith swooping into their place... and racing straight back out again!



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11 Nov 2007, 7:19 am

I heard the word "gurning" on the radio, so I had to look it up.

Wikipedia wrote:
A gurn is a distorted facial expression, and a verb to describe the action. A typical gurn might involve projecting the lower jaw as far forward and up as possible, and covering the upper lip with the lower lip. ... The World Gurning Championship is held annually in Egremont, Cumbria as one part of the Egremont Crab Fair. Those with the greatest gurn capabilities are often those with no teeth, as this provides greater room to move the jaw further up. In some cases the elderly or otherwise toothless can be capable of spectacular gurns covering the entire nose.

I still have too many of my teeth, I have no chance of matching this:

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That must have been a winner. I look forward to the time when I can at least begin to compete. Need to work in a few more wrinkles, distress the face a bit. Where did I put that tanning funnel? Until I can start sun-drying my face, I guess I could practice jaw dislocation.

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I would then be qualified for a job useful to society. I would visit families whose children have a poor diet and tell them "I didn't eat my vegetables when I was your age, and look what happened to me!" Of course, if you say that to boys of a certain age and disposition, the response will be "Oh, cool!"



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11 Nov 2007, 7:32 am

Yeah I did a little of that back in the day:
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11 Nov 2007, 10:24 am

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blessedmom wrote:
My acquaintance visited a family whose diet consisted mostly of fish and chips, or meat and chips (French fries for most Americans, Freedom fries for some).


oh, they have taken Freedom Fries off the menu at the Senate dining room. With Sarkozy's visit The States are all good friends with France again. :roll:

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11 Nov 2007, 11:14 am

Gromit wrote:
blessedmom wrote:
EEEEEEWWWWWWW! I find I am constantly amazed at the ineptitude and stupidity of certain people that are allowed to raise children! :roll: 8O :evil: This woman sounds like an all-round clueless moron.

I had an acquaintance working as a nutritionist. I'll give you the worst example of food hygiene she told me about, but I warn you that what follows is a lot more disgusting than soy bacon in tuna. You read on at your own risk.

My acquaintance visited a family whose diet consisted mostly of fish and chips, or meat and chips (French fries for most Americans, Freedom fries for some). Vegetables were considered alien. Their normal way of getting rid of leftovers and cleaning the ketchup and mayonnaise off the plates was to put the plates on the floor and let their dogs lick off whatever was left.

No, the kids were not taken into care.


Oh, my best one involves cat hair on the counters and in the food (and cats walking over the open bowls of food), ants, mealworms and 3 small children (5,3, and 1 1/2) whose mother would cook up macaroni and weiners, put it in bowls and leave that and a box of cereal (where the meal worms were living) on the table. The ants were in the juice and macaroni. She would then start binge drinking. This came to light when the kids started letting themselves into my house and going into my fridge. We were in a low income townhouse complex. I finally took them in one day, fed them, bathed them and when I took them home I discovered what she had been doing. I gave her a warning when she was sober. A few nights later she showed up at my door at 11PM wondering where her kids were. I found them at the park a block away.

She did lose her children. I made darn sure she did. I also made it quite clear to all of the other "parents" that I was keeping a close eye on all of the little people in the complex.


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11 Nov 2007, 11:21 am

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blessedmom wrote:
G,night, Richie! I'm guessing you'll be visited by a few cats in your dreams. (You win, I can't think of anything to say in my posts so you'll get to 3,000 first. :wink: )

We'll see who gets to 3000 before this thread gets to 600 pages......
I just got up and I still have Echoes echoing in my head...
Heres a sample of some their goodies: Loreena McKennit Live at The Alhambra Palace 2006 And of course there is Yoyo Ma and his Silk Road Ensemble.


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I'm going to have to subscribe to Echoes I guess. We have no radio stations that play anything other than rock, country and classical.


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11 Nov 2007, 11:41 am

To honour them

Canada
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNAzZ-_OLfI[/youtube]

Britain
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zOAFTH7nMM[/youtube]

U.S.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs5NMQ1BmiI[/youtube]

Australia
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a9CcNDOEAg[/youtube]


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11 Nov 2007, 12:35 pm

My avatar is for Rememberence Day and Vetrans' Day as it is know in the States.

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11 Nov 2007, 12:52 pm

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Yeah I did a little of that back in the day:
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8O I found the Boogie man!


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11 Nov 2007, 2:15 pm

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To honour them

Canada
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNAzZ-_OLfI[/youtube]

Britain
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zOAFTH7nMM[/youtube]

U.S.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs5NMQ1BmiI[/youtube]

Australia
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a9CcNDOEAg[/youtube]


This is something I found on American Public Media: "If any question why we died, / Tell them because our fathers lied."--Rudyard Kipling

An interesting aside: Today is also the birthday of Kurt Vonnegut.


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11 Nov 2007, 3:01 pm

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Nan, I may have missed your update on the cats and the fires and the crates and oh my goodness what you were going through (and the cats were going through). It sounds like things are back to normal?



Hi Lelia.

Yes, they are, more or less. Unfortunately, two days after they got the cats back to the shelter four of them died. Three were elderly, and two of those had either cat aids or cat leukemia. One was 'OTG" (older than god, as the shelter shelter staff put it). The remaining cat, well, we assume it was just all too much for the poor thing as it was relatively young and, as far as we know, healthy. It just kind of dropped and died.

I have to say, the manager and the vet tech out there should get some kind of award for staying there 24 hours a day in case the worst case scenario came, and the cats would have to be evacuated. And it did, and they were. Thankfully there was still a place to take them back to, though! The fire burned to just over 3 miles away from the shelter. It was much closer in the Cedar fire, but we had no casualties from that evacuation, so one never can tell how things will turn out.

Thankfully, also, it's over.

And I hope we don't live here in October of fours years from now, as we've got an "every four years" trend going.

Thanks for asking. :)



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11 Nov 2007, 3:02 pm

The homeless? Where is my Muffin? I heard there were muffins here :o



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11 Nov 2007, 6:41 pm

eScential, is that avatar for real?



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11 Nov 2007, 8:20 pm

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The homeless? Where is my Muffin? I heard there were muffins here :o

Will blueberry cream cheese muffins do?
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(One for Weirdobird too... I can't recall if you've had yours yet?)


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